SKIRMISHER

Complete with what experts call the “midget sex face.” Loving it!

The cinematic trailer of World of Warcraft: Wrath of the Lich King.

“We’re excited for you. You handled yourself with humility. Give your mom a big hug for me. 41 and I were honored to get a picture with her.”
– Dear old “W” during a phone call to Michael Phelps, calling his father “41″ because, you know, George senior was after all the 41st US prez. What, [...]

Georgian television reporter Tamara Urushadze was shot in the arm while reporting on live television. Despite that frightening shit, she springs back and continues reporting, but this time about her arm.

If in the past few days you’ve been trying to access Skirmisher using Internet Explorer and couldn’t, we’ve just realized the Sitemeter code had been fucking us up. We’ve removed the code for the meantime [and we're not bringing it back until the fine folks at Sitemeter have fixed it somehow] so the blog should [...]

If you’re an actual confused little zombie just dying to touch someone, Ryan Leach of LostZombies wants you to know he’s doing some zombie magic with his site and is making a documentary with you, little zombie, in it! Ain’t it so bloody awesome? Go sign up!

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{Photo: Jenna Jameson from Zombie Stripper}

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A piglet recently born in China looks more like a monkey than Mommy Piggie. Of course, the curious locals wanted to say to pig owner Feng Changlin that the hideous thing uncannily resembles him, but that won’t be polite now, would it?

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NASA wants your urine, very badly.
The pee drive is to help engineers working on designing the new spaceship’s toilet.
Donations will be treated with a chemical that can hold solid particulates in the liquid so they don’t clog up the tubing in microgravity, said Leo Makowski, company spokesman for Hamilton Sundstrand, a contractor designing the new [...]

It’s not everyday that you see some fierce cat actually killing a crocodile, so enjoy this rare moment.

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The red planet was once awash in water, say scientists — not boiling water, but benign seas that may have been suitable for life.
“There was apparently pervasive water present during the first 600 to 700 million years,” said Brown University geologist John Mustard, co-author of a paper scheduled to be published today in Nature.
Mustard’s team [...]