Japanese TV Ad Shows You The Good Consequences Of Brushing Some Poison On Your Mom’s Nipples

This Japanese TV commercial teaches jealous kids everywhere that even scheming on whacking your new-born sibling can have good unintended consequences. Don’t we all just love the Japanese for the wonderful things we learn from them? (NSFW: Tits exposure)

Mike Tyson As The Charming Replacement To Bob Barker In ‘The Price Is Right’?

The very idea of Mike Tyson applying to replace Bob Barker in The Price Is Right is so thought-provoking, we don’t know how you’re going to eat your breakfast while reading the following interview excerpt:
Price Is Right (PIR): So, Mr. Tyson, tell me what interested you in the job.
Mike Tyson (MT): Well, let me tell [...]

The Price Is Darned Right

This guy is such a fucking genius, he actually — and unwittingly — pulls it off.

JVC’s Monster TV Porn

With 110 inches of good old rear-projection goodness, JVC’s HD110-MH80 is currently the world’s largest TV.
According to AV Watch, the new set gets three HDMI and component inputs for high-def, along with RCA and S-Video for good ol’ video signal. You can even connect an iLink (that’s Firewire) camera directly to the front to [...]

“Paris Hilton’s Plot To Blow Up New York’s JFK Airport Foiled”

Dearly beloved Paris Hilton may be praying the rosary in her pristine disinfected cell at the moment, but still, nobody could stop some genius from The Today Show to kick the dead horse some more.

There’s Nothing Like Tongue Action With Someone Of Another Species

Some people think this video is very funny. We thought so, too, until hot doggie love spoiled it all for us.

CBS Serves A New Take On ‘Lord of the Flies’ With ‘Kid Nation’

Take a bunch of kids, herd them to a New Mexico ghost town, cross your fingers and wait for the critters to form a society. This is basically the gist of CBS’s new reality show called Kid Nation.
As for “Kid Nation,” skein will follow 40 kids for 40 days, observing them as they attempt to [...]

Before They Were ‘Heroes’

Before becoming a very important cheerleader that everybody must save, Hayden Panattiere was some non-breast-licking kid in cutesy, inconsequential places. EW lets you take a peek at what shitty things the cast of Heroes did before they had cool things like roles people want to watch.

Tim Kring’s “Ignorance” Of Comic Books Made ‘Heroes’ A Smash Hit

You watch NBC’s Heroes, and you’d never think Tim Kring, its creator, has never been a fan of the comic book genre. Good thing you can always hire a bunch of scribblers at the right kind of compensation.
To compensate for his ignorance of the superfriends genre, Kring hired a team of comics-savvy writers who dubbed [...]

TV Nostalgia — Reminiscing The Good Old Days When Homeless People Can Actually Pitch A Tent Inside A Television

This is what a full home entertainment system in 1939 looks like, with TV, radio and phonograph player (Andrea model 8-F-12). Stroll down memory lane gaping at primitive televisions from the 1920s to the present — then sit back and relax and be glad that your present-day wall-mounted HDTV is so stunningly clear, you can [...]