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As many as 88 percent of IT workers would consider stealing valuable and sensitive company information if they were made redundant, according to a new survey.
Cyber-Ark’s Trust, Security & Passwords survey revealed that a CEO’s passwords, customer databases and research and development plans are among the information most likely to be taken by disgruntled employees.
Cyber-Ark […]

Indeed, why work your ass off when you can just create this very realistic, totally undetectable “office decoy”? Looks just as dead as you are, and your boss wouldn’t even notice it!

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A Japanese labor bureau has ruled that one of Toyota’s top car engineers died from working too many hours, the latest in a string of such findings in a nation where extraordinarily long hours for some employees has long been the norm.
The man who died was aged 45 and had been under severe pressure as […]

Somebody who has toiled long enough has come up with this list of four “ninja” strategies on how to pretend you’re actually working.

Above, photo of a very efficient office worker.
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Definitely one of those high-heels-and-cubicle visions that keep ‘em workplace-related boners coming. And oh, did we mention it’s awesome?

Presumably more fun than simply backstabbing colleagues.

{Also fun: Extreme office tennis}

Awesome. As. Hell.

{Mad: The Patron Saint of all office wankers}

If you haven’t realized it already, these are nifty stickers you can stick on your lids while you doze off at work. We’re 10 million percent sure not a soul would notice.

Officemates can suspect, but they can never be sure, can they?

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