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Seventy years after 1984 author George Orwell wrote his diaries, you can now access them online as a wordpress blog, starting with the Aug. 9, 1938 entry.
But for a more hardcore piece of writing, see here how George described getting hit by a bullet.

Send these guys your own “improvised moustache pic” and have your fifteen minutes.

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Answer these 15 questions from the Devil so you’ll know how much exactly in “soul dollars” your soul is worth. Whatever a “soul dollar” is, we’re sure it’s a good replacement to the usual anal sex joke you stammer at the singles bar.

One look at Zombie Harmony’s Disclaimer and we knew we couldn’t possibly top it.
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We’ve known it for a long time: the web is big. The first Google index in 1998 already had 26 million pages, and by 2000 the Google index reached the one billion mark. Over the last eight years, we’ve seen a lot of big numbers about how much content is really out there. Recently, even [...]