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Answer these 15 questions from the Devil so you’ll know how much exactly in “soul dollars” your soul is worth. Whatever a “soul dollar” is, we’re sure it’s a good replacement to the usual anal sex joke you stammer at the singles bar.

One look at Zombie Harmony’s Disclaimer and we knew we couldn’t possibly top it.
ZombieHarmony is for zombies only. We advise signing up for ZombieHarmony only if you lack a pulse, have limited motor skills, or feel an intense desire to feast on human beings. We are not responsible for lost or ingested loved ones. If […]

We’ve known it for a long time: the web is big. The first Google index in 1998 already had 26 million pages, and by 2000 the Google index reached the one billion mark. Over the last eight years, we’ve seen a lot of big numbers about how much content is really out there. Recently, even […]

University of Sydney scientists say they have developed a new technology that could speed up the internet - and not cost users an extra cent.
Described as “a small scratch on a piece of glass’’, the university’s photonic integrated circuit boosts the performance of traditional optic fibres, Professor Ben Eggleton said.
“This circuit uses the ’scratch’ as […]

Name Your Wang. Really, name your wang.

{Mad: What happens when you replace “wand” with “wang” in Harry Potter?”}

The line reads:
“I am a 17-year-old teacher with a PhD in physics. I am married and have a child. Do I need a work permit?”

Georgia Department of Labor site {still has that FAQ line upon posting}
{Mad: Naughty headlines}

I will make love with every virgin who defends the Internet.
Certain ISP’s are planning to limit internet access in a way that infringes upon internet freedom or ‘net neutrality’.
I’m using sex in a positive way to spread awareness. The reason why only virgins can apply is because I don’t want to make this promise to […]