Project X-ray

In the early years of American involvement in WWII, a plan was conceived by a Pennsylvanian dental surgeon to strap tiny incendiary devices to bats and drop them by the thousands over Japanese cities. The bats—able to carry nearly three times their own body weight—would fly under the cover of night and take roost in [...]

How To Become An Awesome, Successful Burglar

Some criminals insist on making the big score, but with more frequent, smaller thefts, you can still profit. This thought occurred to me when I saw a guy pushing an ice cream cart through the neighborhoods of Little Mexico. The odd thing was he was pushing it in the middle of the day, when the [...]

How To Get Free Food From McDonald’s Drive-thru

Dammit. We should’ve been doing this for years.

Topless Women As Police Bait For Pervs?

Law enforcement officials say that sting operations like these are an extremely effective means of lowering crime rates and stopping the criminally minded before they commit worse offenses. Opponents call it entrapment.
Shouldn’t it be called inducement?

Always Believe A Frightening Bald Guy When He Talks About Self-defense

Bas Rutten explains how to bang! the knees, bang! the groin, boom! the face, and Aw! Aw! Aw! the hell out of anybody that’s pissing you off.

If Apollo 11 Didn’t Return, Nixon Had Already Prepared Something To Say

Shockingly, the White House had, after all, a ready-made speech drafted by presidential speechwriter William Safire for President Richard Nixon, just in case Apollo 11 (carrying famous astronauts Neil Armstrong and Edwin Aldrin) would meet something tragic during that historic year of 1969.
Fate has ordained that the men who went to the moon to explore [...]

Bikini-clad Baristas Make Your Coffee Super Extra Hot

The coffee-serving baristas of Coffee Nation, a new drive-thru coffee stand in Salem Oregon, serve their tasty caffeinated beverages while clad in skimpy bikinis. Coffee Nation partners with Hawaiian Tropic sunscreen in this venture, and maybe soon also with companies that sell lingerie, penis enlargers, and vaginal shave, just to keep the whole package lip-smackingly [...]

Belgian Politician’s Nude Political Campaign

Leading senatorial candidate Tania Derveaux in Belgium has embarked on a literally naked political campaign, with the slogan: “I promise you 400,000 jobs.” What she probably meant was “400,000 blowjobs,” which would actually sound much better.
For context:
“Tania Derveaux, leading candidate for senate of the NEE party in Belgium goes completely naked for the party’s campaign [...]