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When sometimes you feel so “big and grand,” it’s always good to get reminded of what you actually contain.

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The amusingly named Winkers, whose buttock-eyes appear to wink coquettishly at anybody following the wearer, are the invention of William A. Jones, a retired father of five and grandfather of seven who lives in Everett, Washington.
Jones says that the idea came to him when, naturally, he was checking out a woman as she walked past [...]

Jia Jam’s Meatwad costume is made of real bacon and salami, and is hands-down the most awesome thing on earth.

I chose salami because it’s thin, keeps in one piece, and is quite cheap, and bacon because it looks very, um, meaty. I considered somehow vacuum-sealing sheets of meat with those sealers they have on the [...]

After the utterly logical man-bras, Triumph International showcases the “Konkatsu Bra,” which literally means “marriage-hunting” bra, in Tokyo.
The bra features a countdown clock showing the marriage deadline set by the wearer and when an engagement ring is inserted between the cups, the melody of “The Wedding March” is played to celebrate the engagement. The characters [...]

Prom pictures from the ghetto, maybe. Like this super awesome shit below, made and exquisitely tailored from one big ream of classily designed textile, crowned with subtle sex face and ah-tee-tood.
And you thought your prom was super awesome.

More prom goodness here.

Everything perfect about this whole sexy bikini get-up, except for one little thing. Guess!

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‘I know not everybody likes mice and rats but they can be beautiful. I think the headdress is really cute. It is better to make rats and mice beautiful than give them to the snakes. I’m actually a vegetarian.
– French designer Charlie Le Mindu, on the headdress made of dozens of real mice and rat [...]

Sun Dry Swim, a new line of swimwear that sheds water as naturally as skin and dries itself instantly, uses fabrics treated nanotechnologically to do just that. Woman in the picture below is just posing to let your imagination run wild.

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Here’s a collection of Medieval suits of armor you don’t normally see in the usual Hollywood movie. The wonderful shit you see here is Henry VIII’s Horned Helmet.

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Not knowing the English language can go a long, long way in Japanese t-shirt manufacturing.
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Any self-respecting tuff dog just luuuuuv wearing dog armor, especially if they’ve always loved total discomfort and ridicule from other dogs. So get one for yours now!

An enlightening collection of Holy Shit bras, perhaps equal only to Japan’s man bras in greatness.

Splash a little water and we’ve got instant gangbang in our hands.
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We wonder why.
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Nightmare Armor Studios have recently released the official licensed Gears of War 2 armor and weapons set. Thereby increasing the getting-laid possibilities of gamers everywhere.

Japanese online lingerie shop Wishroom’s newest product, bras for men, is flying off virtual shelves, giving rise to a new generation of dudes who are soooo in touch with their WTF feminine side. And here you thought pantyhose for men was wacky.
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