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How whiz kids reconstruct the blasted faces of soldiers who had the extreme luck of an Iraq assignment.

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{Intriguing: Bobby Neels’ “jarring” photographs}

Recently an un-contacted (by “civilized man”) tribe was found in the far west reaches of Brazil’s Amazon Basin on the Peruvian border. They were photographed by aircraft and are seen painted bright red pointing their bow and arrow weapons at the craft in defense!
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{Intriguing: every lion loves an asshole}

Spain’s Rafael Nadal and USA’s Serena Williams, using their gravity-defying supernatural powers, play tennis in the swimming pool in what is considered as the world’s first Jesus tennis. The turning of water into wine will shortly follow.

This langur monkey is just one of the many things you’ll see if you’ve strapped an elephant with a web cam. Give high-fives to film-maker John Downer for this experiment.

What happens when you pass out and there’s a gay dog sniffing around?
{Maybe: “How to instantly vaporize goddamn dog using laser built with readily available computer components”}

Shapon Mitra runs the local MacGyver Hairdresser barber shop in Bangladesh, where he uses uncanny resourcefulness (with a Swiss knife and duct tape, what else?) to produce people who look like Richard Dean Anderson but with a funny accent.

This picture of a crater resembling a “happy face” was acquired by the Context Camera (CTX) on Mars Reconnaissance Orbiter on January 28, 2008. The unnamed crater is about 3 kilometers (1.9 miles) across. It is located among the Nereidum Montes, north of the Argyre basin (in Mars), near 45.1°S, 55.0°W. North is toward the [...]

Bill Gates dances with an iPod.

Bush pumps gas.

The Queen on the loo.
It doesn’t matter to the viewer if the portrayal is not the ‘real’ - as long as it looks like him or her - it creates a temporary confusion. This is the confusion the work searches to create. We think we are [...]

William Torres, drug dealer, murderer, all-around gangbanger, is shown here savagely resisting arrest while clad in his ultra-terrifying rocket-proofed killer get-up. OMFG.