Monster Digging Machine

Built by German manufacturer Krupp to resurrect Adolf Hitler through Beelzebub work in coal mines and other related stuff, this digging monstrosity is about 95 meters high, 215 meters long, weighs 45,500 tons. Yeah, we know, you can’t care about weights and dimensions, but we have to say.

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The Fountain That Actually “Writes” On Water

Probably one of the most balls-churning shit we’ve ever seen that concerns squirting water.

There Are Police Sketch Artists, And There Are Pointillist Police Sketch Artists

And he’s currently employed.
{Mad: When Thai police say they really want to capture this man, they fucking mean it}

Stuff This Humongous Surf Wave In Your Heart

The surf wave some nightmares are made of.

Ignore This Crappy Post!!!

You’ve been forewarned! DO NOT CLICK! Just ignore! Please! ¡Por favor! Remember thy previous meal!

Reconstructive Surgery Magic Skillz

How whiz kids reconstruct the blasted faces of soldiers who had the extreme luck of an Iraq assignment.

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{Intriguing: Bobby Neels’ “jarring” photographs}

“Holy Mother Of Sun God, Flying Metal Monstahs!”

Recently an un-contacted (by “civilized man”) tribe was found in the far west reaches of Brazil’s Amazon Basin on the Peruvian border. They were photographed by aircraft and are seen painted bright red pointing their bow and arrow weapons at the craft in defense!
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{Intriguing: every lion loves an asshole}

What Would Jesus Play?

Spain’s Rafael Nadal and USA’s Serena Williams, using their gravity-defying supernatural powers, play tennis in the swimming pool in what is considered as the world’s first Jesus tennis. The turning of water into wine will shortly follow.