SKIRMISHER

This is a security cam video footage (from Sweden) of a meteor that crashed somewhere in Europe last January 17. So “cinematic” in a Smallville kind of way, but people swear it’s the real McMeteor.

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“What’s amazing is that this is a moment where empirical observation in science is the most important thing, that idea of objective observation. And this kind of photography proved how completely useless a human observer was. So you end up with this photographic data that cant’ be corroborated in any other way. It exists independently [...]

If burning ants using concentrated solar power was what you did for kicks yesterday, then melting steel in seconds would just shut you up.

See Katy Perry sing “I kissed a girl”. See Katy Perry jump on top of cake. See Katy Perry realize to her horror cake is soooo fake — and hard.
See Katy Perry fall apart.
What you don’t see is what Katy Perry does after this backstage, in her dressing room, when nobody’s lookin’.

{Mad: Children love playing inside Pikachu’s vagina}

Hey, is that a giant motherfucking crab?
And hey, there’s actually more!

If, like us, you’ve also spent days wondering, “How does a housefly’s eye really, really look up-close?” Then here’s the answer, in animated GIF.

Built by German manufacturer Krupp to resurrect Adolf Hitler through Beelzebub work in coal mines and other related stuff, this digging monstrosity is about 95 meters high, 215 meters long, weighs 45,500 tons. Yeah, we know, you can’t care about weights and dimensions, but we have to say.

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Probably one of the most balls-churning shit we’ve ever seen that concerns squirting water.

And he’s currently employed.
{Mad: When Thai police say they really want to capture this man, they fucking mean it}

The surf wave some nightmares are made of.

You’ve been forewarned! DO NOT CLICK! Just ignore! Please! ¡Por favor! Remember thy previous meal!

How whiz kids reconstruct the blasted faces of soldiers who had the extreme luck of an Iraq assignment.

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{Intriguing: Bobby Neels’ “jarring” photographs}

Recently an un-contacted (by “civilized man”) tribe was found in the far west reaches of Brazil’s Amazon Basin on the Peruvian border. They were photographed by aircraft and are seen painted bright red pointing their bow and arrow weapons at the craft in defense!
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{Intriguing: every lion loves an asshole}

Spain’s Rafael Nadal and USA’s Serena Williams, using their gravity-defying supernatural powers, play tennis in the swimming pool in what is considered as the world’s first Jesus tennis. The turning of water into wine will shortly follow.

This langur monkey is just one of the many things you’ll see if you’ve strapped an elephant with a web cam. Give high-fives to film-maker John Downer for this experiment.