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Eleven-month-old baby in Colombia weighs as much as an average 8-year-old and is currently eating up all of the country’s food reserves… Not.
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Nine-year-old Tiana Walton “smashed” the world record for having the most number of snails (now set at 25) on a girl’s face all at the same time. And here we were living our quiet lives thinking, “No fucking way!”

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Yu Zhenhuan, officially Guinness Book of Records’ world’s hairiest man in 2002 (and we’re not even talking about nose hair, yet) is determined to find a wife. Online. Right the fuck now.
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The two-headed boy born in Bangladesh is dead, all thanks to a non-two-headed-baby-friendly world.

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Is Kim Jong Il dead? Yes, North Korea’s “Dear Leader” is no more, having passed away in the fall of 2003, writes Waseda University professor Toshimitsu Shigemura in Shukan Gendai (Aug 23-30).
A one-time Mainichi Shimbun journalist posted in Seoul, Shigemura is introduced by the magazine as a leading authority on the Korean Peninsula. His latest [...]

This is Igor Kenk. Adorable fellow, stole 2,865 bikes. The clincher: Igor used enthusiastic mental health patients to do the actual stealing.
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Halleluyah, was that beans? Thank you sweet Jesus, it was beans!

This Lebanese girl produces up to seven razor-sharp pieces of crystals from her eyes. So imagine if that’s meth, somebody’s set for life…

Ronald Miller, 56, was caught recently doing something that’s really indescribably fun that we just have to quote the actual report from the responding police officer.
I approached the residence on foot. I could clearly see through the open front door, the male white, later identified as Ronald Miller, lying on his sofa inserting an item, [...]

When we say “Jaime del Val projects his penis on buildings,” we’re not actually being metaphorical and all.

Jaime wanders the streets of Madrid naked and armed with camera equipment, and he uses this high-tech shit to literally project his wonderful, powerful schlong on random buildings. So far,the walls of Almudena Cathedral and the Royal Palace [...]