SKIRMISHER

In 1952, airplane designer and test pilot Albert Clark Reed suddenly left his job and family. He would soon be found working under a different name as a stable hand at Hollywood Park. He could never explain why.
This is his balls-retracting story.

A way-too-cool Hagener (a Tjos warrior/tribesman from Mount Hagen, Papua New Guinea), sporting a nose piercing that his fellow tribesmen and BFFs (best friends forever) only describe as “soooo out there.”
From French photographer Eric Lafforque’s collection.
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{Mad: Bizarre foot-binding in China}

This is Jeffrey Barrier. Using a cellphone camera, he took photos of a naked woman at a tanning salon, then hid the phone in his anus in a bid to thwart police.
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{Mad: The toe licker}

Like millions of sweethearts across the globe, Wall Winther has found true love. Her husband, in his prime, was a stalwart of immense stature, a domineering presence who was feared throughout his homeland and infamous the world over. Events haven’t been too kind to his physical state, but the couple’s love remains strong. You might […]

Steve Kreuscher [above] is very happy when a local judge approved to have his name legally changed into “In God We Trust.” He’s luckier than these people.
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Indian kid skates under 40 cars. Now that’s some awesome skill of pussy magnet proportions that even tops that of the classy Snake Man.

Manuel Uribe, who once weighed a half-ton but has slimmed down to about 700 pounds, celebrates his 43rd birthday Wednesday with a simple wish for the coming year: to be able to stand on his own two feet to get married.
At his home in northern Mexico, where he can still do little more than sit […]

Meet Brad William. Ask him a date, any date, and he’ll tell you not only what he was doing but what world events happened that day. If he goes eerily silent about what happened between “saw my first Playboy” and “hugged Mom”, just nudge-nudge, wink-wink.

{Intriguing: 9 things why your brain is strange}