A MAN made a desperate four-day journey from the New Guinea highlands to Cairns carrying a six-year-old girl who was suffering horrific abdominal injuries.
Forty-year-old farmer Iambai Pisau was called to his niece’s PNG village school on the border of Indonesia last Thursday after she fell out of a classroom window and landed on a sharp hibiscus tree, The Cairns Post reports.
The fall pierced young Dulcie Nakai’s abdomen, exposing her intestines.
Mr Pisau took his niece to their remote PNG village’s first aid post by canoe only to find the medical officer away for the night.
He treated his niece as best he could using a bandage and Panadol before the pair endured a five-hour ambulance ride to another PNG town, Morehead, last Friday.
From Morehead, the two travelled eight hours in a tinnie, which constantly broke down, before spending the night in a bush hut at the mouth of a crocodile-infested river.
On Sunday, it was another four hours in the dinghy to get to Boigu Island, in the Torres Strait.
Category Archives: Strange Furniture
Bench From Crushed Wads Of Paper
Them Goddamn Fish Look Very Real
Cat intently watches the fun happenings on the tube, which is actually an aquarium made from a very old TV set.
The Juice Chair Keeps Your Breakfast Complete

Nothing like freshly-squeezed human butt juice in the morning.
Zombies Make Your Garden Just About Perfect
British artist Alan Dickinson‘s life-sized, gray-toned zombies will turn any room corner or common garden into a place of sheer terror-filled magic. Works well if you intend very young visitors to pee in their pants.
Say Hi To Alexander Lervik’s Brain
A replica of the designer’s [Alexander Lervik] brain, originated from an MR scan at the Karolinska Institutet in Stockholm. The image was processed through a 3D-printer, and became this unusual lamp shade design.
{Mad: the vagina couch}
Maarten Baas Would Like To Sell You Something
“Paradise”-shaped Sofa

“For Sale: Beautiful pink ‘vagina couch’ that I made in art school and no longer have space for. The couch is large: measures 5′ 3″ long, 3′ 3″ wide at the middle, and stands 2′ 3″ tall (and is heavy like a couch). … A professional upholsterer helped me build the couch, so it is also functional and durable as a piece of furniture. The couch must be picked up in Mendocino, a 3-hour drive north of SF. I am asking for $600 and a loving home!”
Nothing Says “Impeccable Class” Like The Penis Chandelier
This Bench Will Erase Your Butt Like Nothing Else Can
A bench made of hundreds of pencil erasers as cushion.
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Lockheed Lounge: World’s Most Expensive Chair
The aluminum-and-fiber glass lounger called the “Lockheed Lounge,” created by Australian designer Marc Newson in 1986, may just fetch £1 million at Christie’s auction in London next month. Perfect support for delicate million-dollar ass cheeks like those of Donald Trump.
How To Hide Beer In The Office Like A Fucking Pro
One man has single-handedly solved the perennial problem of the lack of beer in the office with this refrigerator mod.
These innocent-looking boxes of paper…
…contain, you know, stuff. So clever.
Bring Life To Your Party With The “Living Table”
This “living table” is actually either a heavily made-up woman or a man in drag, “designed” to chat with your guests in character. Which means it can be “customized” according to your party’s theme. And you know what’s fun? Nudity.
Only The Man With Huge Balls Can Sit Here
Amazing Vietnamese Tree House

Peter Pan and the rest of his flying gang would go agog over this tree house.
Some Russians Have A Thing For Giant Chairs
Gigantic 7.5-meter-high chair in Russia is a baffling piece of furniture, until you realize there’s a nice, fat-assed lady dying to sit on it.

The Spoon-fork-knife Table
Something tells us nobody’s going to screw on this table. Click for a larger view.





