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A MAN made a desperate four-day journey from the New Guinea highlands to Cairns carrying a six-year-old girl who was suffering horrific abdominal injuries.
Forty-year-old farmer Iambai Pisau was called to his niece’s PNG village school on the border of Indonesia last Thursday after she fell out of a classroom window and landed on a sharp [...]

Korean designers Kim Bo Sup and Seo Jun Ho made this bench out of crushed wads of paper glued together. We were about to say maybe used sanitary napkins would be awesome, too, but we won’t say it coz that would be gross.
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Cat intently watches the fun happenings on the tube, which is actually an aquarium made from a very old TV set.

What to do with your old TV

Nothing like freshly-squeezed human butt juice in the morning.
{Mad: the great man-on-wheelchair robbery}

British artist Alan Dickinson’s life-sized, gray-toned zombies will turn any room corner or common garden into a place of sheer terror-filled magic. Works well if you intend very young visitors to pee in their pants.

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{Mad: How to survive an atomic bombing like a pro}

A replica of the designer’s [Alexander Lervik] brain, originated from an MR scan at the Karolinska Institutet in Stockholm. The image was processed through a 3D-printer, and became this unusual lamp shade design.
{Mad: the vagina couch}

Kniveblock.

“For Sale: Beautiful pink ‘vagina couch’ that I made in art school and no longer have space for. The couch is large: measures 5′ 3″ long, 3′ 3″ wide at the middle, and stands 2′ 3″ tall (and is heavy like a couch). … A professional upholsterer helped me build the couch, so it is [...]

And it glitters, too!

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A bench made of hundreds of pencil erasers as cushion.
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The aluminum-and-fiber glass lounger called the “Lockheed Lounge,” created by Australian designer Marc Newson in 1986, may just fetch £1 million at Christie’s auction in London next month. Perfect support for delicate million-dollar ass cheeks like those of Donald Trump.
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One man has single-handedly solved the perennial problem of the lack of beer in the office with this refrigerator mod.
These innocent-looking boxes of paper…

…contain, you know, stuff. So clever.

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This “living table” is actually either a heavily made-up woman or a man in drag, “designed” to chat with your guests in character. Which means it can be “customized” according to your party’s theme. And you know what’s fun? Nudity.

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Peter Pan and the rest of his flying gang would go agog over this tree house.

Gigantic 7.5-meter-high chair in Russia is a baffling piece of furniture, until you realize there’s a nice, fat-assed lady dying to sit on it.

Something tells us nobody’s going to screw on this table. Click for a larger view.