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Yes, it’s the life-changing, prayer-answering, best-idea-anyone’s-ever-had invention of the century! Cause seriously, holding a beer is exhausting! And don’t even get us started on holding 6 beers. Whew! But thankfully, the long dark days of arm-breaking party beer-holding are over. Say “hello” to your new best friend, the Beer Belt!
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The “Slightest Touch,” priced at $139.95, stimulates the nerves sending gentle pulses up the woman’s leg for between 10 and 30 minutes leaving women on the verge of climax.

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{Intriguing: Sarah Carmen, the 200-orgasm-a-day girl}

The Candom is a brilliant beverage insulator that rolls on to a can like a giant condom. Great fun for parties, or sex ed class, Candoms are the only way to keep your beverage cold. Practice safe sips…use a Candom!
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iPhone, GTA, Halo and other fanboy coffins of your choice, to be willingly and no-questions-asked made for you by the folks at Creative Coffins. Fun and giggles! Go find a dead body now!

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Up-and-coming band Science Vs. Witchcraft is releasing an EP called It’s Not Necrophilia If You’re Dead, Too, packaged in a way reminiscent of a 1980’s PC game. Note that we actually used the word “reminiscent.”
Nevertheless! Pop the music CD into any computer and you’ll find a text-based adventure game written by a band member and [...]

Designer Rachael Matthews calls this knitting marvel A-doll Knitler, and you can make your own, too — with lotsa other evil dictator options — if you’d buy her book!

The Umbuster, classified as some sort of weapon that still keeps the rain away.

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{Intriguing: the UFOcap, another “reinvention” of the umbrella}

Nothing like freshly-squeezed human butt juice in the morning.
{Mad: the great man-on-wheelchair robbery}

Apparently, some enterprising individuals in India “manufacture” home-made “Pepsi” and pass them off as the “real thing.” We’re not sure if this is true, but it’s loads of fun to assume that it is!

Above, cleaning the bottles.

Above, filling up the bottles with “Pepsi.”
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{Mad: The magic of Pepsi}

From the guy who also ate his boogers and smelled the thick wafts of his own fart now comes his Big Toe Nail, which can be yours at a very affordable price so you can cherish it forever!
Just some of the shit you see sold on eBay.
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{Intriguing: extremely bizarre skin growth that we bet you’ve [...]