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Up-and-coming band Science Vs. Witchcraft is releasing an EP called It’s Not Necrophilia If You’re Dead, Too, packaged in a way reminiscent of a 1980’s PC game. Note that we actually used the word “reminiscent.”
Nevertheless! Pop the music CD into any computer and you’ll find a text-based adventure game written by a band member and […]

Designer Rachael Matthews calls this knitting marvel A-doll Knitler, and you can make your own, too — with lotsa other evil dictator options — if you’d buy her book!

The Umbuster, classified as some sort of weapon that still keeps the rain away.

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{Intriguing: the UFOcap, another “reinvention” of the umbrella}

Nothing like freshly-squeezed human butt juice in the morning.
{Mad: the great man-on-wheelchair robbery}

Apparently, some enterprising individuals in India “manufacture” home-made “Pepsi” and pass them off as the “real thing.” We’re not sure if this is true, but it’s loads of fun to assume that it is!

Above, cleaning the bottles.

Above, filling up the bottles with “Pepsi.”
Complete photos here.
{Mad: The magic of Pepsi}

From the guy who also ate his boogers and smelled the thick wafts of his own fart now comes his Big Toe Nail, which can be yours at a very affordable price so you can cherish it forever!
Just some of the shit you see sold on eBay.
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{Intriguing: extremely bizarre skin growth that we bet you’ve […]

The 2-gig USB flash drive that looks so fucked up people would think you’re a loser — hence, serving its purpose. Clever “camouflage” technique.
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{Mad: The Emergency Party Button}

The Shouting Vase — a terracotta-pottery-inspired genius-level product for those who must scream or those who must shut someone up. And it’s actually on sale.
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{Mad: This “cameltoe” isn’t what you think}