SKIRMISHER

“It just kind of happened one day. She went in and had been in there a little while, the next time it was a little longer. Then she got it in her head she was going to stay - like it was a safe place for her.”
– Kory McFarren, boyfriend of a woman who went [...]

A Chinese bride burned her new husband to death after he got into bed after a drunken argument without washing his feet, state media reported on Wednesday.
“Wang and his wife, Luo, were married on February 2. The couple, however, frequently fought over trivial things while still on their honeymoon,” the official Xinhua news agency quoted [...]

Terrified cats, soon to be made into wonderfully tasteful meat buns.
{Also: OMG! Dead pets!}

Can’t blame this guy if he finds the vacuum cleaner so erotic.
A HOSPITAL builder has been sacked after being caught having sex with a Henry the hoover.
The shameless builder later told bosses he was vacuuming his underwear – “a common practice in Poland”.
His firm were refurbishing admin offices 100 yards from the hospital in central [...]

Take it from Tetsunori Nanpei, 39 years old, who tried to enter the Niiza Senior High School in Japan wearing a schoolgirl’s uniform, wig, and makeup.
“I came near the school because I wanted to show off my appearance, which was wearing the uniform, to the students of the school,” police quoted him as saying. “But [...]

“I’m real, and you’re giving me up for a fantasy land. You’re destroying your life, your six-year marriage, and you’re giving it up for something that isn’t even real. [Blizzard] build it in such a way that you have to keep putting more and more time into it to maintain your status. I remember thinking [...]

Aaaaw. Ain’t friends so sweet? You pass out on the couch dead drunk, and everybody just goes creative and calls you names you call yourself only in the bathroom. So special. So heartwarming. So shit-faced.
More “drunken shame” photos and videos the world needs every hot minute.

Blazing apartment, you’re on the fourth floor, you have a four-month-old baby to save, what do you do?
Toss the baby out the window, hope for the best. Hey! Hey! Hey, hey, hey!

Joe Allison, 9, shows gawkers what to do to become a pussy magnet.