SKIRMISHER

“Footbinding” was a Chinese custom in which young girls wear these little shoes to the point of permanent disfiguration. Well, the Chinese practiced it on them girls for a thousand years (from the 10th century to sometime in the 20th century).
The following are photos of one of the last “victims” of this “feet sexification.”

See how […]

A 13-year-old has admitted defecating in a pulpit and spreading the excrement over the stained glass windows at a church in Bicester.
The youth, from Bicester, was interviewed by police and admitted carrying out the attack at St Edburg’s Church, in Church Street.
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{Mad: And on the sixth day, God said: “Boobs!”}

The old naked, tattooed dude you see below is sort of famous in Barcelona, Spain, mainly because he walks around the city with nothing on except his tattooed underwear, which doesn’t actually conceal his massive schlong. And look, he has a BFF (best friend forever) — another dude who loves wearing a pink skirt and […]

By throwing their babies 50 feet from a roof, of course!

{Intriguing: The two-faced Indian baby “goddess“}

[Chapter 1: How Johnny Dangerously uses the superglue]
A Romanian man needed some help after his ‘great idea’ started to feel not so great. He had super glued his condom to his penis.The 43-year-old father-of-five told doctors he and his wife didn’t want any more children. Their obvious solution was to start using condoms, but the […]

Amy Rice feared for her dog’s life when a pit bull jumped over a fence into her yard and attacked her pooch. So she took matters into her own mouth.
Rice says she bit the pit bull on the nose Friday after trying to pull the dog’s jaws off her Labrador retriever, Ella. The dog had […]

I did her sideways, I tilted her on her side, I did her on the deck, I did her inside the house. We fucked like crazy.
– Arthur Price, on how he had sex with his metal round picnic table.
{Filthy: Ira Eigenmann’s nude pics scandal}

Yosuke Yamashita, wearing fireproof suit, was able to play for 10 minutes before the flames made the piano silent. He would have instead played the flute, but it would have been a very, very, very short performance with lots of girly screaming.