“Why is my free food taking too long to arrive?”

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Not Your Regular, Garden Variety LOLcat

We’re not sure, but something tells us somebody hasn’t seen an actual cat.

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Things That Go “Ooops!

Use the magic search term “oops!” and these are the kind of shit you’ll find.

Death’s Loveliest Face

On May Day, just after leaving her fiancĂ©, 23-year-old Evelyn McHale wrote a note. ‘He is much better off without me … I wouldn’t make a good wife for anybody,’ … Then she crossed it out. She went to the observation platform of the Empire State Building. Through the mist she gazed at the street, […]

Here’s Wishing He Opens Dat Mouth, Wide

When he smiles, small children scream “Holy mother of fuck!” and run.

Sweet Baby Jesus And The Orphans

Just another delightful WTF image culled from the interwebs.

Jack Sparrow’s Sausage

Jack Sparrow’s salami sausage; pair this with Jussipussy, and you’re set.

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Gangsta Gorilla

“What’s my name? Fuck you, that’s my name.”
– Blake, Glengarry Glen Ross