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Some men marry for love. Me, I’ll marry this lady in a heartbeat.

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Boobie Scarf: the best thing you can give grandma this Christmas.

Its “eyes” in the clouds are watching, and “it” doesn’t seem very happy.

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Just got these from the email: a bunch of vintage, rare photos of turn-of-the-century Manila. Not a lot, but enough to remind us of how everything was.

The rest after the cut.

Must be the hair! Or the sex face!

Circa 1880. A heartbreaking regretful time when Frederic Auguste Bartholdi, in finishing the Statue of Liberty, had to choose between “more steel” and “death ray.” The former won, of course. These are them behind-the-scene pics.

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US President Barack Obama in a highly important demonstration of “how to snap a famous physicist’s neck and still look awesome.”
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The Dollhead Mohawk. Ask your barber for it next time.

Some guy recalls Stanley Kubrick’s 2001: A Space Odyssey with this grainy shot of what looks like a frigging monolith on Mars. No Martian chimps, yet, but that’ll come.

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Problems come in all shapes and sizes. Such as: fucking Qtip.

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Remember this on Friday’s dinner date.

This guy is the shite.

Exactly 210 people with tattoos so insane you’re forced to think their brains must’ve been fried on meths, or something that fries brains and makes people get shit tats.

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