“How To Keep Jehovah’s Witnesses From Knocking”

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The Hard Science Of Capturing The Holy Ghost

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And God Said, “Oh, Shut The Fuck Up!”

Hailu Kidane Marian was selling religious materials in Miami when a lightning struck him on a sunny Sunday — most probably from a rival god.
Hailu Kidane Marian was working with members of his religious group, selling religious materials door-to-door in a Northwest Miami-Dade neighborhood, when the bolt from the blue struck him down.
“I heard a [...]

Jesus Pimped My Car!

The venerable Jesus mobile. Because God’s only begotten son demands total, pimped out devotion.
And hey, it has stickers! Remember to click on ‘em to enlarge.

Oh, The Humanity

People on the opposite poles of religious belief has always been a fascinating spectacle.
As seen on CRAMIKSKIM

The “Anti-God” Starbucks Cup

Starbucks’ “The Way I See It” campaign is about collecting people’s opinion and printing the most “thoughtful” of them on the side of a Starbucks cup. One of which is the “anti-God” message below that got this Ohio woman’s blood boiling.

“Why in moments of crisis do we ask God for strength and help? As cognitive [...]

God Calls, Tells Vatican To Revise Some Corny Stuff About Limbo

In a 41-page document, titled “The Hope of Salvation for Infants Who Die Without Being Baptized,” authorized by Pope Benedict XVI for publication earlier this year, the Vatican’s International Theological Commission said “there are good reasons to hope that babies who die without being baptized go to heaven.”
The church continues to teach that, because of [...]

Playboy Indonesia: “Nope, No Porn Here”

Indonesia’s Islamic hardliners, who had been waging some sort of jihad against Hugh Hefner’s attempt at splashing legitimate Playboy-served pussies across the archipelago, recently suffered a setback after a district court judge ruled that Playboy Indonesia isn’t porn, at all. It’s just like Time magazine with corny jokes and women who pose like they’re going [...]

It’s Now Barack Obama’s Turn To Be Christ

Jesus Christ seems to be this season’s favorite Come Look At Me vehicle by starving (for attention and some hot llama’s ass) artists. Here’s another one by David Cordero, wowing kids in Chicago with its uncanny likeness to Democratic presidential candidate Barack Obama.
Too bad it’s papier mache — can’t anybody keep on making Christs we [...]

Everyone Wants To Have A Bite Of The “Nude, Chocolate Jesus Christ”

Artist Cosimo Cavallaro, creator of “My Sweet Lord” — a 6-foot nude Jesus Christ sculpture made entirely of mouth-watering chocolate — is getting tons of offers for “help, donations, and exhibition space” after Catholic League uproar caused the shut down of the Lab Gallery exhibiting it in Manhattan’s Roger Smith Hotel.
Apparently, Catholics would of course [...]