SKIRMISHER

The toughest part is, all of your holiness is really getting in the way of my porno titfuck fantasy of you. I mean, I really want to do this, it’s completely absorbing my thoughts lately, but I feel like Jesus is standing between me and my desire to make love to your breasts. I can [...]

No, French artist Soasig Chamailard doesn’t see you as a bitch, so you can’t accuse him of trying to fuck you. What he does, he says, is “that I don’t use Holy Marie as my subject to shock a catholic public. I like to play with icons like a children with his toys.”
Exactly his words.

After two years of engaging in “hard crime” — which basically involved not listening to the Voice of God, aka, the Vatican, along with some flagrant use of evil things like electric guitars — 65 very bad nuns were finally kicked out of the Polish convent Kazmierz Dolny in eastern Poland.
“They were disobedient,” said Mieczyslaw [...]

Photos of gay people in leather whips and chains have been posted on Catholic Online. Why would the Catholic League do that? Because they’re all proudly gay, of course! What do you think priests and altar boys do when it’s not Sunday? Actually, those were snapshots of the Folsom Street Festival, which everybody knows ceases [...]

Some Christian Right lady makes kids engage in a sort of “communication” with probably the only “intelligent” version of Bush available — the one where he’s a cardboard.

Nothing could stop Rev. Brian Kolodiejchuk from pushing for Mother Theresa’s sainthood — not even her letters that showed her “lack of faith.”
Apparently, Mother Theresa herself was wracked by doubts that would make good-lookin’ atheists everywhere yell, “PWNED!”
In a new book that compiles letters she wrote to friends, superiors and confessors, her doubts are obvious.
Shortly [...]

Hardcore religious fanatics might find it better to X out these heathen countries from their about-to-tour list:

Sweden
Vietnam
Denmark
Norway
Japan
Czech Republic
Finland
France
South Korea
Estonia

David Hughes, pastor of the Church by the Glades, has cooked up an “iThemed strategy” to lure people into attending church: first-timers filling out a “connection card” during the next three weekends receive a $15 iTunes gift card. The series of sermons is called “i: Successful Living in a Self-Absorbed World.” It’s what Jesus would [...]