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If last Wednesday’s news about a man-dog betrothal was nauseating, here’s something that might just make you forget it. And it might even move pet freaks to tears…
 
It was Tuesday night when Storm (the dog) jumped on the slumbering Smith (the owner) and alerted him to the growing smoke and flames outside his bedroom.
Smith says he grabbed his curtains, [...]

Two things about love (or whatever it is): first, how to say “I love you” in 100 ways.
Second: “Love isn’t truth; love is lies, passive-aggression, manipulation, cheating, and avoidance of the truth.“

Featuring hot lesbians and dorks.

Quick, what else will you do for lurv? Us? We’ll hump a dead tree and drink the juice from somebody’s squeezed testicles.

Without this awesome, completely necessary study, who would have known that men actually want hot women? Now we know! So, hoooray!
…Men’s choices did not reflect their stated preferences, the researchers concluded. Instead, men appeared to base their decisions mostly on the women’s physical attractiveness.
The men also appeared to be much less choosy. Men tended to [...]

Australian Des Gregor now knows that before you meet up with that hot, dollar-hungry Asian piece of ass you fell in love with on the Internet, it’s always best to send first an advanced party of ninja koalas.

It will bother some people why they’re reading this only now.
Most guys know about the nice guy paradox. It’s where they’ve been told since they were young — both by women and by society in general — that women like “nice” guys. And because they’ve been told this over and over, most guys grow up [...]

HALF of all women would lie to their husbands or partners to keep their relationship going if they became pregnant by another man, a survey said today.
Figures showed one woman in two would not tell her man that the baby she was carrying was not his - if she wanted to stay with him.
They also [...]

A girl and a pug are BFFs, and it’s a spectacle so heartbreakingly awesome to watch we think it just turned us soft.

Photoshop? I don’t think so. Not if one of the Philippine’s richest slut is involved. And what a lucky wimp John Regala Estrada really is (pardon the irony).
But although Greta still looks munchable in her 40s, she’s still “damaged goods.” Well, in a way, they both are.
Anyway, are these photos meant to destroy Greta, who’s [...]