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In a study of 515 brain tumor and multiple sclerosis patients, researchers found that men are assholes.

From a “wacky” murder to actually splitting in half the former conjugal house, these divorce stories are too strange to make up.
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A series of photos that can break your heart into tiny little squirmy pieces.

Katie Kirkpatrick, 21, held off cancer to celebrate the happiest day of her life. [...] Her organs were shutting down but it would not stop her from marrying Nick Godwin, 23, who was in love with Katie since 11th grade. Five days [...]

Are you tired of wondering if she’s cheating on you? Do you love to leave the toilet seat up? Want to enjoy freedom on the weekend and watch a little football with your buddies, rather than work on your “honey do” list? Well, now you don’t have to worry any of that with the latest [...]

By inserting into her anus a hundred marbles — while she’s drunk and shit-faced — of course!
My wife has 2 problems. One is the fact that everytime she gets drunk she gets mean. She always looks for a fight, or a way to make me feel like shit me. The other problem is that every [...]

Somebody painstakingly scanned and uploaded on this website love letters from different girls to some guy named “Jon.” Instant 1980s nostalgia!

Date people with herpes!

Isn’t it funny how most w4m ads are like checklists of requirements. These women think finding a guy is like ordering a sandwich – a little more height please, easy on the love of sports, and can you throw in a weekend house in the mountains and a willingness to support some other guy’s children?
If [...]

Answer: If one night you go out drinking and end up back at her place, pass out together on the bed with your shoes on, and wake up a few hours later only to discover that you’ve peed the bed, which she takes in stride, changes the sheets, and then the next morning has a [...]

Some guy named Betsey Stevenson actually partnered with some website to develop this Marriage/Divorce Calculator, which lets you determine in a fun way how long your marriage would last, if at all.

Aww! Lookie this pair of lovebirds. They look so good together, looking at them makes me want to sew my anus shut.
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Yu Zhenhuan, officially Guinness Book of Records’ world’s hairiest man in 2002 (and we’re not even talking about nose hair, yet) is determined to find a wife. Online. Right the fuck now.
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[Matty] Hmm
[Matty] A little bored this afternoon
[Matty] Thought i’d do an exercise on leasing versus renting
[UG] indeed
[Matty] Paul Macartney is my subject
[Matty] I note according to reports he paid 49million dollars to heather mills for 5 years or marriage?
[Matty] Assuming he got sex every night during their 5 year relationship (which lets be honest, probably [...]

“Men are 10 times more scared of marrying the wrong person than of never getting married at all. This is the first generation of people who have grown up with bad divorces. People assume there is something wrong if you don’t marry but these are men who have made a different choice and not given [...]

Using Jedi-like mind tricks (read: proprietary “Science” obtained from a decade of careful research) he is proud of, Satoshi Fujita runs the Pickup School for Men Who Can’t Get Any, which teaches geeky, insecure men of all ages how to gain confidence, score dates, and get laid.
“Since joining Mr. Fujita’s school, I have had five [...]

Cow dung, elephant crap, gorilla shit. Choose your thing, hit the size desired, and click send. Nothing can delight your ex-loved one more than a huge steaming pile of real excrement for which you’ve actually paid.
And while you ponder the exciting possibilities, may we interest you in another brillaint product: the high-quality Ex-wife Golf Balls.

Jon Lajoie, that same guy who brought us the so-funny-because-it’s-sad-and-true song, “Everyday Normal Guy,” now is in the business of enlightening people on the delicate art of breaking up with a girl.