SKIRMISHER

[Matty] Hmm
[Matty] A little bored this afternoon
[Matty] Thought i’d do an exercise on leasing versus renting
[UG] indeed
[Matty] Paul Macartney is my subject
[Matty] I note according to reports he paid 49million dollars to heather mills for 5 years or marriage?
[Matty] Assuming he got sex every night during their 5 year relationship (which lets be honest, probably […]

“Men are 10 times more scared of marrying the wrong person than of never getting married at all. This is the first generation of people who have grown up with bad divorces. People assume there is something wrong if you don’t marry but these are men who have made a different choice and not given […]

Using Jedi-like mind tricks (read: proprietary “Science” obtained from a decade of careful research) he is proud of, Satoshi Fujita runs the Pickup School for Men Who Can’t Get Any, which teaches geeky, insecure men of all ages how to gain confidence, score dates, and get laid.
“Since joining Mr. Fujita’s school, I have had five […]

Cow dung, elephant crap, gorilla shit. Choose your thing, hit the size desired, and click send. Nothing can delight your ex-loved one more than a huge steaming pile of real excrement for which you’ve actually paid.
And while you ponder the exciting possibilities, may we interest you in another brillaint product: the high-quality Ex-wife Golf Balls.

Jon Lajoie, that same guy who brought us the so-funny-because-it’s-sad-and-true song, “Everyday Normal Guy,” now is in the business of enlightening people on the delicate art of breaking up with a girl.

Some words of reassurance from these “un-love mercs”:
Sometimes you don’t want to dump him or her in person. Sometimes you don’t even want to do it over the phone. So you send an email to say that your relationship is finished.
But you waste precious time trying to figure out just what to write. Worry no […]

You don’t understand “ordinary people.” To you they are “stupid fools” — so you will not tolerate them or treat their foibles with tolerance or patience — but will drive yourself wild (or they will drive you wild) trying to deal with them in an effective way.
Find a way to do your research with as […]

If last Wednesday’s news about a man-dog betrothal was nauseating, here’s something that might just make you forget it. And it might even move pet freaks to tears…
 
It was Tuesday night when Storm (the dog) jumped on the slumbering Smith (the owner) and alerted him to the growing smoke and flames outside his bedroom.
Smith says he grabbed his curtains, […]