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American mercenary Randy McFab takes on Homeland Security in…
Suspect Suspect
Fort Braggart Multi-Cultural Airport. Gate 12. 1330 hours.
I yawned and checked my watch again. Damn. Two more hours until my flight left. As usual, I had gotten to the airport early, at 0900 hours–the day before. The only thing a merc shows up late for is [...]
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International man of action Randy McFab takes on bio-terror in…
Red Beans and Ricin
1600 hrs. Downtown Fort Braggart. Fartbaker’s Pharmacy.
I set my purchases on the sales counter and flipped through a Newsweek, waiting for Old Man Fartbaker to finish with a customer at the soda fountain. Few drug stores had the old-fashioned soda fountains anymore, and [...]
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One from the Randy McFab archives…
I may not be military or police, but I do my part to fight the war on terror–and not always on secret ops with guns blazing, either. Take the other day, for instance.
It was 1100 hours, and I was woken from my second combat nap of the day by the [...]
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The Randy McFab blog is one of the funniest things I’ve stumbled into in the blogosphere. Written by Jon Marquis, it’s a delightful, hilarious read that left me giggling/roaring in laughter in the dark. His stories remind me strongly of Jack Black’s finest jokes when he’s not doing crappy things like Nacho Libre. With Jon’s [...]
