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A robber rolled into a Dallas convenience store came armed with a bat and a knife. He left with a lot of condoms and an energy drink.
Dallas police Cpl. Kevin Janse said Friday that a man in a wheelchair entered a Dallas 7-Eleven Wednesday afternoon, rolled straight toward the cash register and beat it with [...]

Base-jumper Hans Lange gliding around Norway and screaming like a girl when his parachute refused to work. Totally priceless.

Police say a man tried to cut off his own arm at a restaurant in Modesto, Calif., because he thought he had injected air into a vein while shooting cocaine and feared he would die unless he took drastic action.
Authorities say 33-year-old Michael Lasiter rushed into the Denny’s restaurant late Friday and started stabbing himself [...]

One guy’s race to reach the finish line. To the wrong direction, on the wrong track.

A welder who tried to elongate his penis with a nut found himself in a pickle when the nut got stuck after he had an erection.
The victim, from Taman Sri Skudai, had apparently been trying to increase the length of his penis ahead of his engagement next week when disaster struck.
It is learnt that the [...]

Dude has stopped shaving and letting it flourish till Fable 2 comes out sometime [fingers crossed] this October. Who’s wishing the game actually ships 10 years from now?

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A Tallahassee man missing his left foot was found in a ditch early this morning in front of 3717 Apalachee Parkway, according to the Tallahassee Police Department.
Daniel White, 43, had been struck by a car sometime last night. Someone heard White calling for help about 3:50 a.m. and called police. When they arrived, they found [...]

Men’s preference for bigger and more attractive hips in Kisumu has forced beauticians in the lakeside city to be more creative to satisfy the demand. The beauticians have come up with artificial hips, which are fitted on women keen to enhance their backsides.
The artificial-hips craze has turned the hitherto dull and unprofitable beauty business into [...]

The “Lochness Monster,” just one of some dude’s stunning achievements in playing with his penis. Learn these tricks, too, so you can amaze hot ladies at dinner parties.

Paramedic performs a stealthy “teabag” on somebody who couldn’t refuse it. Awesome ninja skillz.