SKIRMISHER

I have a mate. He’s a bad influence. When he and I get together, we’re positively chaotic. This episode tells of a time shortly after he was blessed with his first child. Sit back and enjoy.
So my mate lives on a fairly remote farm. Not served by regular trash pickup, he is quite canny with [...]

We’re not sure who’s actually manlier — the one giving the shave, or that poor dude who runs the risk of having his throat slit while the barber attempts to wow people.

Erin and Jared surprised their guests with these “Self-Adhesive Stylish Mustaches” – seven different looks to choose from. Some people who had gotten comfortable with the food at the reception kind of grumbled when we made them all go outside for the group photo, but when they busted out that little treat, the crowd went [...]

Parents of students from a school in Zalaegerszeg, Hungary want to fire the “passionate” teacher you see in this video for doing what we secretly want all teachers do: performing a striptease. Too bad she didn’t get to the really juicy part.

Either that’s a super baby, or we’re all gawking at the douchebaggiest father in the world

When you’re not actually Incredible Hulk and you’re not impervious to hard things like truncheons, don’t. Ever. Never.

Swedish ice hockey fans express their dismay in a genuinely Swedish way — by a hail of dildos.
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Truck driver drives off in what looks like a brilliant new way to unload carts. The timing was just not very perfect.

Four dudes wearing balaclavas [which is the Greek term for "your mom's panties turned into some mask"] tried to smash their way oh so awesomely into a bank in the UK. But after their “weapons” failed (i.e., drainage grid and sledgehammer) they drove off in their get-away vehicle, presumably screaming “Your mother was a hamster [...]

Awesome dude decides to film his awesomeness and do his usual awesome squat thrusts. Except his awesomeness fails at some point.

Woman flashes her boobs and moons the neighbors in front of her kidz. Find us a better specimen of humanity and we’ll let the cow chew our penis.

Why don’t we ever see fabulous peeing girls like this one when we’re in 7-11?

Drunk teen runs a red light, smashes a taxicab and kills its driver, then flees the scene, leaving behind his friends inside the burning car.
The incident happened at 6:15 a.m. when the 16-year-old driver of the Volkswagen, speeding north on El Camino, ran a red light at 31st Avenue and hit the Yellow Cab, which [...]

Senator Clay Davis, from The Wire, unwittingly mouthing the word that will set the interwebs on fire.

From being “best man” to “priceless story you can regale people until the day you die,” this guy pretty much accomplishes it.

Waiters have allegedly beaten an Australian tourist to death for being “arrogant” while ordering a beer in an Indian restaurant.
John Kelly, 65, is reported to have died of internal injuries sustained when he was beaten by staff at the Club City Restaurant in the Indian resort region of Goa yesterday.
The incident follows the murder of [...]

Tahu FM Radio DJ, Ra Dallas is staging Man Boobs on Bikes in support of Pink Ribbon Day for breast cancer awareness. Yeth, theriouthly.
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