SKIRMISHER

This guy likes to singe them goddamn facial hair instead of just buying some cheap razor. For a reason!

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Gregory Praeger attacked his momma using a bunch of Polish sausage. The sausage weapon shit is innovative, but we’re sure he’s getting evicted from the basement.

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{Mad: Man “invents” hedgehog weapon}

Take him to a hardcore amusement park ride.

The “soldier ambushed from behind during a routine training exercise” video that would break your heart today.

This dude is so cool, he kicks through a cinder block wall to wow friends. He doesn’t even care if he loses said leg. What an awesome human being. Will somebody give him a Darwin Award or something.

{Mad: Man with the biggest balls on earth}

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[+Reggae] humm, does his son has a sister?
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[+Reggae] is she hot?!
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A Fort Worth man trying to scratch an itch on his back used a revolver and accidentally shot himself.
Jorge Espinal, 44, was drinking beer and playing poker around 3 a.m. Sunday in his home in the 3500 block of Montague Street, when he got up from the table and walked into another room, said Fort […]

A local man is actively trying to take possession of hurricane-ravaged houses – and deputies are actively trying to stop him, police said.
According to the St. Bernard Sheriff’s Office, Jesse Bryant, 47, was booked with burglary and criminal trespassing after posting signs in yards of damaged houses reading “I, Jesse Bryant, take possession of this […]