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Remember when you were a teenage kid swooning over your first crush and your mouth exploding with the word “love”? This is almost like that, except it says it like it is, completely without the bullshit. Great song to woo your Valentines date.

Shot in a single take, this music video of My Robot Friend’s “Robot Highschool” is about a song that “allegorically questions what happens when our perspective and views of reality are manipulated by those in authority without any moral concern for the outcome.” Whoa, think about it.

These are three “masterpieces” of awesome music video director Chris Cunningham, namely Aphex Twin’s “Windowlicker” and “Come to Daddy” and Bjork’s “All is full of love.”
“Windowlicker,” for one, is bizarre, intriguing, and oddly hilarious. Probably the best shit of its kind in years.

The video approved by all those naked PETA protesters. But you should wait till they get to the techno part.

Comedian Jon Lajoie sincerely dedicates his now virally famous “Everyday Normal Guy” rap song to those of you who “gets constipated once a month, motha fucka.” Sweet.
“Everyday Normal Guy” lyrics after the jump.

This pair of girls does Daft Punk’s “Harder, better, faster, stronger”, just like the previous hand thing, but a lot better to stare at. Real action begins a little right past the middle.

Damn it.

With the original, uncensored lyrics discovered at the Harvard University music library in 1991, Mozart’s “Lick Me In The Ass” (German: Leck mich im Arsch) is a canon in B-flat major composed by Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart, K. 231 (K382c), with lyrics in German.
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These guys should have been Guns N Roses. Seriously, sheer “geniu-larity.”

Stevie Wonder’s penis is erect because he’s blind
It’s erect because he’s blind, it’s erect because he’s blind
Stevie Wonder’s penis is erect because he’s blind
It’s erect because he is blind
Let’s make love under the stars and watch for UFOs
And if little baby Martians come out of the UFOs
You can fuck them
Yeah Yeah Yeah.
If those two stanzas [...]