SKIRMISHER

From being a vagina doctor in Cuba to selling “pussy magnets” in the US, this Cuban gynecologist has come a long way.

Some people might say that this cover of the Beatles song “Yesterday” by this ventriloquist group called the VentriloChoir is “extremely creepy,” but I’m not sure. Because all I feel is reaching for the nearest knife and stabbing my neck and screaming “jesus fucking christ!” over and over. Is that bad?

Here’s a slow motion video of bullet impacting on various surfaces/materials made by Werner Mehl. I have to admit this looks pretty cool. Next time, remember this video when you shoot someone.

Obviously, Taiwan’s military has its eye on recruiting those thousands of useless, Transformers-playing nerds living in their mother’s basement.

If you were born, like, just now, be glad to know somebody has compiled ALL the shit you should’ve seen since the youtubes was invented into a watchable video of about 4 minutes. So you don’t feel left out, ever. Welcome to garbage.

The real one-man-band.

The sheer number is supposed to make you feel “awed,” but we all know zombies are usually legion.
From Mexico.

Some dude made the ultimate awesomeness possible by making this wrist-mounted testicle-roaster he calls the “Pyro System 2.2“. No update on whether or not he has successfully roasted himself in some drunken Halloween stunt, but he’s probably in his mother’s basement now, reading How Not To Burn Your Nuts And Influence People.

Swedish stand-up comedian Magnus Betnér knows that the best way to make religious people shit themselves silly and earn his keep is do his stuff at church, right there with the nuts.
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Of course, banana = terrorism!

Probably one of the best Christopher Walken impersonations ever yanked off the youtubes.
BTW, twitter!

While playing tennis, that is.

More than 200 dancers, who had seemed ordinary passersby, performed their version of “Do Re Mi“, in the Central Station of Antwerp. It is a promotion stunt for a Belgian television program, where they are looking for someone to play the leading role, in the musical “The Sound of Music”.

One of the strangest shit we’ve seen.And we’ve seen, like, two.

This guy, with his uncanny ability to squirt liquids from his mouth, gets laid every single day.

A thousand-frame-per-second camera captures amazing footage of people spraying snot everywhere.