April 18th, 2006
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When I was in fourth grade, I was a small, weak kid. I was the sort who looked like I was begging to be tied to a post and fed to ants. One look at me, and you’d know here’s a kid you could kick without fear of reprisal.
There was indeed somebody who was bigger [...]
April 2nd, 2006
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I’ve invented something that could instantly kill living things. And I’m only eight.
It’s amazing, I tell my friend. He gapes at what I’m handing him.
His runny nose has already made a permanent yellow-greenish pair of mucus canals from his nostrils to his mouth, and there are times I wonder how it must taste.
It instantly killed [...]