SKIRMISHER

Can’t wait for the bride to barf green icky stuff from all that well-meaning cloying sweetness. But you’ll watch it.
{Mad: Bridezilla on Bridezilla}

Dammit. We knew Miley Cyrus had so much fun more than she’d care to admit.

Lobster finds the cat’s lack of faith disturbing.
{Mad: “North Korea ate my rabbits!”}

Even animals do get pissed off, y’know.

You know what, despite the obvious funny shit you can derive from imagining Sarah Silverman fucking Matt Damon at Jimmy Kimmel’s expense, we still have our money on Guillermo. Because that one’s immortal, dude.

…it was easy to be great. Every entertainer has a night when everything is clicking. These nights are accidental and statistical: like lucky cards in poker, you can count on them occurring over time. What was hard was to be good, consistently good, night after night, no matter what the circumstances. Performing in so many [...]

Never, ever leave home without it. Eh.

A very young male playfully licking and biting a mature older female. Our sensibilities are thoroughly offended!

See nerds play the nativity.

Jon Lajoie, that same guy who brought us the so-funny-because-it’s-sad-and-true song, “Everyday Normal Guy,” now is in the business of enlightening people on the delicate art of breaking up with a girl.