Anal Sex While Playing Super Mario Bros? Why, Of Course!

Do you love to play Super Mario Brothers on the Classic Nintendo System? Do you like to get tagged from behind while you do it? This is the post for you then.
You must know your way around the game before we meet, must be open to anal sex, also able to fake an orgasm is […]

He Said, She Said: One-night Stands

While men reported feeling more content, sexually satisfied and confident after meaningless sex, women were more likely to worry about feeling used and “letting themselves down”.
Some of the their reasons for the encounters were because they felt there was the possibility of a longer term relationship.
Professor Anne Campbell, from Durham University, who carried out the […]

The Wisdom Behind Renting Versus Leasing

[Matty] Hmm
[Matty] A little bored this afternoon
[Matty] Thought i’d do an exercise on leasing versus renting
[UG] indeed
[Matty] Paul Macartney is my subject
[Matty] I note according to reports he paid 49million dollars to heather mills for 5 years or marriage?
[Matty] Assuming he got sex every night during their 5 year relationship (which lets be honest, probably […]

L’amour

It’s like everybody had this same youthful experience.

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James Bond’s Secret To Getting Laid

According to a new study, men who are narcissistic, thrill-seeking liars and all round “bad boys” tend to have the greatest success finding more sexual partners.
Scientists believe that the root of their good fortune is simply that they try it on with more women, therefore by the law of averages are likely to ensnare more.
They […]

Need Bigger Testicles-covering Condoms

Somebody tell this guy them testicles don’t need the usual condomizing.
even the magnums are too small for me, is there anywhere you can order bigger ones on line? they fit great on the shaft but it is way too tight around my ball sack and it squeezes my balls which is very uncomfortable.

Read how the […]

World’s First Actual Sighting Of Ovulation In Action

The series of photos below show the actual human egg coming out of the ovary — the first time such an event is ever recorded. Gynecologist [and apparently, handy videographer] Jacques Donnez spotted the ovulation in progress during a hysterectomy of a 45-year-old Belgian woman.

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{Intriguing: How Henrietta Lacks became the spawn mother of a new […]

Kiddie Porn

When jerking off comes to a point of maximum, unspeakable desperation, the highly trained wanker flips open just anything. Like, say, Mary Beth’s Etch-a-sketch.

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{Filth: Aurora Jolie, the virgin porn actress}