SKIRMISHER

Apparently, at least not 26, because as these cheerleaders discovered, it would be pussy overload.
In that same vein, how many naked Japanese chicks can fit in one phone booth?
{Photo: Russian cheerleaders}

[Cthon98] hey, if you type in your pw, it will show as stars
[Cthon98] ********* see!
[AzureDiamond] hunter2
[AzureDiamond] doesnt look like stars to me
[Cthon98] [AzureDiamond] *******
[Cthon98] thats what I see
[AzureDiamond] oh, really?
[Cthon98] Absolutely
[AzureDiamond] you can go hunter2 my hunter2-ing hunter2
[AzureDiamond] haha, does that look funny to you?
[Cthon98] lol, yes. See, when YOU type hunter2, it shows to [...]

Dozens of partygoers at an outdoor rave near Moscow last week have lost partial vision after a laser light show burned their retinas, Russian health officials said on Monday.
Moscow city health department officials confirmed 12 cases of laser-blindness at the Central Ophthalmological Clinic, and daily newspaper Kommersant said another 17 were registered at City Hospital [...]

A Japanese labor bureau has ruled that one of Toyota’s top car engineers died from working too many hours, the latest in a string of such findings in a nation where extraordinarily long hours for some employees has long been the norm.
The man who died was aged 45 and had been under severe pressure as [...]

Charla Muller’s idea of an “awesome gift” to her husband’s 40th birthday was “sex everyday for a full year.” That’s 365 and 1/4 times of screwing. Her husband said, no thanks.
She wonders why.
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{Photo: Hookers for Jesus — saving the world from sin one blow job at a time}

Biofuels have forced global food prices up by 75% - far more than previously estimated - according to a confidential World Bank report obtained by the Guardian.
The damning unpublished assessment is based on the most detailed analysis of the crisis so far, carried out by an internationally-respected economist at global financial body.
The figure emphatically contradicts [...]

So what does Fox News Channel do in its report of New York Times‘ own report on Fox News losing its ratings? Well, what else but something classy: give yellow teeth, less hair, horse nose to Times’ TV reporter Jacques Steinberg and TV editor Steve Reddicliffe.
Gotta love mainstream media.

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Public schools in Barnegat were locked down briefly after someone reported seeing a ninja running through the woods behind an elementary school.
Turns out the ninja was actually a camp counselor dressed in black karate garb and carrying a plastic sword.
Police tell the Asbury Park Press the man was late to a costume-themed day at a [...]