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When jerking off comes to a point of maximum, unspeakable desperation, the highly trained wanker flips open just anything. Like, say, Mary Beth’s Etch-a-sketch.

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A 57-year-old Japanese civil servant has been discovered to have viewed 780,000 porn pages in just nine months, or about 10,000 porn pages a day. And all the while his office colleagues merely thought the strange noises coming from his cubicle were just his low-key attempts at singing “Amazing grace.”

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The Miss Bimbo internet game is for the highly discriminating stage mother who wants nothing but the best bimbo training for her cute, heartbreakingly adorable princess. Curriculum includes plastic surgery 101, face lifts, fashionable nightclub outfits. Advance classes are only for mature nine-year-olds who can open beer bottles with their nine-year-old vaginas. Loving it.
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Larry Flynt’s impeccably tasteful Hustler magazine is actually publishing nude pictures of Nancy Benoit, murdered wife of also-dead famous Canadian crippler Chris Benoit, in its March 2008 issue. Shocking! Disgusting! But you know how Larry is — he’s always out for this type of motherfucking shit.
Says this site:
Nancy Elizabeth Toffoloni Daus (later -Sullivan-Benoit) was a [...]

Word is, even Michael Moore removed this scene from his documentary Sicko because “no one would believe it.” Is it true? You decide.

The Skywalkers aren’t in it, and it’s about minor characters,” Lucas said in an interview. “It has nothing to do with Luke Skywalker or Darth Vader or any of those people. It’s completely different. But it’s a good idea, and it’s going to be a lot of fun to do.”
Lucas joked that the series would [...]

Amon Paul Carlock, who fondly calls himself “Klutzo the Christian clown” (maybe because of those Jesus Christ jokes he loves to crack) was busted at the San Francisco airport for possessing “stuff” that had nothing to do with Christians and clowning, like, say, photos of naked Filipino boys from his latest clowning gig at the [...]

Airport restroom stall habitue Sen. Larry Craig loves eating, and what he loves most is eating a “potato, lubricated with butter, and with the center cored, shove a hotdog right in it.”
He sounds like he’s on to something, we just can’t figure out what.
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Once upon a time, there was a very serious reporter for a very serious newspaper, who decided to investigate one of society’s scourges: the child pornography ring.
Two years after his exposés riveted the nation, it turned out the reporter had gone off the deep end. He’d paid his main source, become a webmaster at the [...]

The man, who cannot be named to protect the victim’s identity, pleaded guilty in May to committing incest and sexually assaulting his daughter over a 14-year period.
He also pleaded guilty to committing bestiality with dogs and a horse over a nearly 16-year period, forcing his daughter to commit bestiality with a dog and trying to [...]