SKIRMISHER

I have a mate. He’s a bad influence. When he and I get together, we’re positively chaotic. This episode tells of a time shortly after he was blessed with his first child. Sit back and enjoy.
So my mate lives on a fairly remote farm. Not served by regular trash pickup, he is quite canny with [...]

A posting on China’s leading auction site Taobao for the sale of Beijing Olympics cheerleaders’ uniforms, including their unwashed bras and panties, has whipped up a minor storm on China’s Internet.
An agent claiming to represent one of the many  international teams of Olympics cheerleaders put up the intimate innerwear items for auction and “guaranteed their [...]

Aww! There’s nothing more awesome than seeing Emma Watson in a tween bikini having fun with the sleazy-looking boyfriend nine million years her senior.
At least this isn’t photoshopped like this topless one.

Exhibit A: Amy Winehouse.

Above, when still doable.

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Gone. Repeat as necessary.

Ronald Miller, 56, was caught recently doing something that’s really indescribably fun that we just have to quote the actual report from the responding police officer.
I approached the residence on foot. I could clearly see through the open front door, the male white, later identified as Ronald Miller, lying on his sofa inserting an item, [...]

Getulino Ferreira Paraizo said he chose the more tranquil animals before engaging in sex acts with them.
But police say it is even more bizarre.
They accuse him of torturing the animals, sometimes ripping out their eyes before having sex with them and then killing them.
And the best line:
Among the clues he left behind at every scene [...]

Installed on Mt. Fuji is a “special biotoilet” that uses microorganisms to break down human waste. Unfortunately, it can only handle 1,000 touristy shitters a day. The upsurge of tourists in recent years mean only one thing:  lotsa crap.

According to the Fujiyoshida Municipal Government in Yamanashi Prefecture, the total number of climbers in July was [...]

Do you love to play Super Mario Brothers on the Classic Nintendo System? Do you like to get tagged from behind while you do it? This is the post for you then.
You must know your way around the game before we meet, must be open to anal sex, also able to fake an orgasm is [...]

This is Jeffrey Barrier. Using a cellphone camera, he took photos of a naked woman at a tanning salon, then hid the phone in his anus in a bid to thwart police.
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{Mad: The toe licker}

You’ve been forewarned! DO NOT CLICK! Just ignore! Please! ¡Por favor! Remember thy previous meal!

“I can’t believe anyone would take Kurt’s ashes from me. I find it disgusting and right now I’m suicidal. If I don’t get them back I don’t know what I’ll do.”
– Courtney Love, on how she feels about the recent theft of Kurt Cobain’s ashes that she had been keeping in a “pink bag”. Knowing [...]

When jerking off comes to a point of maximum, unspeakable desperation, the highly trained wanker flips open just anything. Like, say, Mary Beth’s Etch-a-sketch.

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{Filth: Aurora Jolie, the virgin porn actress}

A 57-year-old Japanese civil servant has been discovered to have viewed 780,000 porn pages in just nine months, or about 10,000 porn pages a day. And all the while his office colleagues merely thought the strange noises coming from his cubicle were just his low-key attempts at singing “Amazing grace.”

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The Miss Bimbo internet game is for the highly discriminating stage mother who wants nothing but the best bimbo training for her cute, heartbreakingly adorable princess. Curriculum includes plastic surgery 101, face lifts, fashionable nightclub outfits. Advance classes are only for mature nine-year-olds who can open beer bottles with their nine-year-old vaginas. Loving it.
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Larry Flynt’s impeccably tasteful Hustler magazine is actually publishing nude pictures of Nancy Benoit, murdered wife of also-dead famous Canadian crippler Chris Benoit, in its March 2008 issue. Shocking! Disgusting! But you know how Larry is — he’s always out for this type of motherfucking shit.
Says this site:
Nancy Elizabeth Toffoloni Daus (later -Sullivan-Benoit) was a [...]

Word is, even Michael Moore removed this scene from his documentary Sicko because “no one would believe it.” Is it true? You decide.

The Skywalkers aren’t in it, and it’s about minor characters,” Lucas said in an interview. “It has nothing to do with Luke Skywalker or Darth Vader or any of those people. It’s completely different. But it’s a good idea, and it’s going to be a lot of fun to do.”
Lucas joked that the series would [...]