A posting on China’s leading auction site Taobao for the sale of Beijing Olympics cheerleaders’ uniforms, including their unwashed bras and panties, has whipped up a minor storm on China’s Internet.

An agent claiming to represent one of the many  international teams of Olympics cheerleaders put up the intimate innerwear items for auction and “guaranteed their authenticity” and their “unwashed” status. In language intended to appeal to panty fetishists, the agent wrote, “They are sure to excite you: When you hold them up to your nose and sniff, you’ll smell the youthful fragrance of the young girls.”

It turns out that the uniforms and innerwear had been offered for sale by some cheerleaders, a few of whom had come from Japan — in response to a call to contribute some personal effects for auction to raise money for the Sichuan earthquake victims. Some donated dolls, jewellery and other trinkets; others donated intimate apparel.

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{Photo: Not actually Chinese Olympic cheerleaders, but incredibly pliant Chinese gymnasts}

Installed on Mt. Fuji is a “special biotoilet” that uses microorganisms to break down human waste. Unfortunately, it can only handle 1,000 touristy shitters a day. The upsurge of tourists in recent years mean only one thing:  lotsa crap.

According to the Fujiyoshida Municipal Government in Yamanashi Prefecture, the total number of climbers in July was about 99,000, about 35,000 more than last year. On July 19, the start of a three-day weekend, about 11,000 people visited the mountain, putting the number of visitors past 10,000 for first time since records began 27 years ago.

The problem toilet, located at the seventh station on Mount Fuji, was designed to handle about 1,000 users per day, but so far there have been far more users than it was designed to handle, according to an Environment Ministry official.

With the obon summer holiday period in mid-August approaching, when the influx of visitors steps up yet again, city officials fear that human waste in the toilet could overflow.

“We’re biting our nails every day,” a municipal government representative said.

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Do you love to play Super Mario Brothers on the Classic Nintendo System? Do you like to get tagged from behind while you do it? This is the post for you then.

You must know your way around the game before we meet, must be open to anal sex, also able to fake an orgasm is a plus.

I will send you the address to a hotel and a room number. When you arrive the door will be open. Please come in close and lock the door and close the shades if they are still open. I will be in the bathroom and the door will be closed. Turn on the TV and the Nintendo. Remove all of your clothing. Turn off all lights in the room and kneel down on the bed so you are directly in the light of the TV. You need to be facing the TV with your butt in the air pointed toward the pillows on the bed.

Press the start button on the controller when you are ready. I will hear the sound and turn the light off in the bathroom and come out. You will not look directly at me, only look at the TV. When the first level starts I will begin to finger you and lick you. I will be using lots of lube as well.

When you reach the end of level one, make sure to trigger the fireworks. This is vital to the entire experience. I must hear the fireworks. When level 2 begins and Mario walks into the pipe, I will penetrate you. You may say things like, “MORE”, “HARDER”, “YES”, “FUCK ME”, but nothing else. I will continue having sex until the level ends. DO NOT take the secret level skip. If you die I will pull out and spank you until the level restarts.

When you reach the flag you must again trigger the fireworks, and also orgasm. I will pull out. When the 1-3 starts I will penetrate your ass. You are allowed to say something like “OH GOD”, “YES”, OR “IT HURTS” no other conversation is allowed.

When level 1-4 starts I will alternate between holes as I see fit. You may beg me to cum inside or outside of you, depending on what you want. When boss falls and you reach the princess I will pull out and blow my load where you have convinced me I want too. You may then say something like “Thanks”, “It was great”, “I loved it”, “Don’t stop”

If I am impressed you may continue playing and I will continue to pleasure you. If I am not, I will turn the Nintendo Off and return to the bathroom. At this time you may clean your self with the towel that is beside the bed. Turn the lights on, redress yourself and leave.

I may come back out and talk to you as you dress but the conversation will most likely be short and revolve around scheduling another time to get together.

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{Photo: the goatse theme park ride}

“I can’t believe anyone would take Kurt’s ashes from me. I find it disgusting and right now I’m suicidal. If I don’t get them back I don’t know what I’ll do.”

– Courtney Love, on how she feels about the recent theft of Kurt Cobain’s ashes that she had been keeping in a “pink bag”. Knowing Courtney, she’ll probably outpour her grief on her tweeny blog.

{Intriguing: that baby on Nirvana’s Nevermind album cover has actually grown up}

A 57-year-old Japanese civil servant has been discovered to have viewed 780,000 porn pages in just nine months, or about 10,000 porn pages a day. And all the while his office colleagues merely thought the strange noises coming from his cubicle were just his low-key attempts at singing “Amazing grace.”

link{Photo: The Honey Doll, making Japanese women obsolete since Tomiko Waki knows when}