SKIRMISHER

Aww! There’s nothing more awesome than seeing Emma Watson in a tween bikini having fun with the sleazy-looking boyfriend nine million years her senior.
At least this isn’t photoshopped like this topless one.

Exhibit A: Amy Winehouse.

Above, when still doable.

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Gone. Repeat as necessary.

Ronald Miller, 56, was caught recently doing something that’s really indescribably fun that we just have to quote the actual report from the responding police officer.
I approached the residence on foot. I could clearly see through the open front door, the male white, later identified as Ronald Miller, lying on his sofa inserting an item, […]

Getulino Ferreira Paraizo said he chose the more tranquil animals before engaging in sex acts with them.
But police say it is even more bizarre.
They accuse him of torturing the animals, sometimes ripping out their eyes before having sex with them and then killing them.
And the best line:
Among the clues he left behind at every scene […]

Installed on Mt. Fuji is a “special biotoilet” that uses microorganisms to break down human waste. Unfortunately, it can only handle 1,000 touristy shitters a day. The upsurge of tourists in recent years mean only one thing:  lotsa crap.

According to the Fujiyoshida Municipal Government in Yamanashi Prefecture, the total number of climbers in July was […]

Do you love to play Super Mario Brothers on the Classic Nintendo System? Do you like to get tagged from behind while you do it? This is the post for you then.
You must know your way around the game before we meet, must be open to anal sex, also able to fake an orgasm is […]

This is Jeffrey Barrier. Using a cellphone camera, he took photos of a naked woman at a tanning salon, then hid the phone in his anus in a bid to thwart police.
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{Mad: The toe licker}

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