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Why spend thousands of bucks on a well-bred dog when you can strap on the fancy Oodle Maker on any street mutt you can find?
The Oodle Maker is a body suit that is high quality, allegetic free, non-shedding, untearable, unstainable, self cleaning and nothing sticks to it!
So forget about purchasing a fancy “designer dog” from [...]

Officials at Nepal’s state-run airline have sacrificed two goats to appease Akash Bhairab, the Hindu sky god, following technical problems with one of its Boeing 757 aircraft, the carrier said Tuesday.
Nepal Airlines, which has two Boeing aircraft, has had to suspend some services in recent weeks due the problem.
The goats were sacrificed in front of [...]

Witness to an Execution tells the stories of the men and women involved with the execution of deathrow inmates at the Walls Unit in Huntsville, Texas. Narrated by Warden Jim Willett, who oversees all Texas executions, Witness to an Execution documents, in minute-by-minute detail, the process of carrying out an execution by lethal injection. Most [...]

In another breaking cat-related news, some stray cat was found with its eyes spray-painted shut. And if you know the evil human who did this, there’s a $500 waiting for you.

We were informed that this year’s bull run in Pamplona, Spain, was indeed one of the best bull runs when it comes to seeing people ending up on the business end of a bull’s horns, like Norwegian Christopher Neiff’s right leg (shown in the photo). Ooops, vomit.

Thomas Edison, working to discredit Westinghouse’s AC electrical system, electrocuted cats and dogs and even beloved hulk Topsy the Elephant to show the public how friggin’ dangerous AC was. What you don’t see in the video is the fine elephant-enriched cuisine later served.

“Crispy Skin Possum,” meticulously prepared with 50,000 volts of electricity.

I can has cheezeburger?

Americans using Ben Stiller and Janeane Garofalo to torture the shit out of Iraqis? Yeah, that’s a good one.

We’re sure animal rights activists are gonna love this.

Information technology’s explosion must have sent us a curse instead of a blessing: one’s voice, if not consigned as “just another one of those daily petty squeaks”, is already drowned in an ocean of gazillion voices. Whichever medium you choose, your opinion doesn’t make any difference anymore, if at all, especially if the media is lorded over by crazy celebs and pricky politicians hungry for attention.
In short, a [...]