“If Osama’s Only 6 Degrees Away, Why Can’t We Find Him?” [daily gaggle]

  • Daily gaggleThe famous “six degrees of separation,” under close bullshit-free scrutiny, fades into myth.
  • The Pentagon treats the Internet as an “enemy weapons systems” in direct opposition to its goals. And those goals being “fuck everyone who doesn’t like us.”
  • Craig Venterwatermarks” his name and those of his friends in the genetic code of its first synthetically created organism.

You Can Run, But We’ll Kill You, Anyway [daily gaggle]

  • Daily gaggleIn the future, RFID microchips will be in everything, everywhere, everyone.
  • iRobot’s machines will be equipped with “advanced sight” to see targets better.

The Things That Suck Are Things That Matter [daily gaggle]

  • Some 3,000 scientists, including more than 100 Nobel laureates, are reported to have become members of a mysterious league of extraordinary mortals called the World Innovation Foundation.

You Don’t Just Approach Steve Jobs And Touch Him [daily gaggle]

  • Japan’s idea of pure, unadulterated fun: fly folded paper planes from the International Space Station to Earth.
  • Polymer Vision is set to launch the “Readius” — the first cellphone-like device with a 5-inch fold-out display.
  • The wind is getting more and more important.
  • Behold the MS Beluga, the kite-powered ship.
  • The world’s weirdest are also the world’s most endangered: Amphibians! Including our most favorite frog in the whole wide empty universe.

Bobby Fischer: Check Mate [daily gaggle]

Microsoft: The Sincerest Weasel Every Employee Wishes Fathered Them [daily gaggle]

  • Steve Jobs unveils the MacBook Air — the world’s thinnest laptop.
  • Maila Nurmi, who you probably all know as Vampira from cinematic masterpieces like Ed Wood‘s Plan 9 From Outer Space, is dead at 85.

Teen Sex In Prehistory [daily gaggle]

  • Have you been playing Second Life and somehow you’re thinking: what if I can actually have this pixelated TV set in the real world? Then export it!
  • Film version of Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows may just be split in two.

Nick Sarkozy Is A Very Naughty Boy [daily gaggle]

  • Daily gaggleHilarious highlights from French President Nick Sarkozy’s Twitter feed: “got WASTED at G8 summit and smooched putin! told him it was a “french kiss,” but he didn’t get the joke.”
  • Sir Edmund Hillary, first man on top of Mt Everest, writes 88.

Facing The Windows Vista Music

  • SurfaceSound“: so amazing, it turs all surfaces into stereo speakers. No, that doesn’t include the surface of your ball sac.

We’re Still Devotedly Pandering To The CES-going Masses

  • The Palace Hotel, Dubai’s latest skyscraping shit, in photos.
  • Behold the Nugache, a powerful botnet worm.

Joseph Schneider, The Mothership Beckons

  • Daily gaggleJoseph Schneider learns first-hand why you never, ever rip off an army of Internet-inhabiting gentlemen, who proceed on committing something that’s so hilariously sick, it can only be described as a heartbreaking work of staggering genius.
  • Pictures of the newly restored palace of ancient Rome’s first Emperor, Augustus.

Intel Is A Pimp, And Always Will

  • Andy Olmsted, recently dead American soldier in Iraq, blogs from beyond the grave.
  • Sandia National Labs is converting carbon dioxide back to methanol and gasoline through a project called Sunlight to Petrol.

Happily Reshaping The World With A Bazillion Tons Of Human Garbage

  • The only thing humans haven’t consigned to machines is creativity. Or is it?
  • If frogs and all their wonderful cousins begin disappearing, blame this virus.
  • Roger Highfield discovers that dreams “are much more shaped by events of the past week than childhood trauma,” among other things.

Boozers’ Silver Lining

  • CDB-4022: New hassle-free contraceptive pill — for men.
  • Today’s “shuttle delayed” news: delayed again. Wait tomorrow for another “shuttle delayed” news. Hopefully we’ll be able to say it in a new way, like “Ow, my balls!”

Thank You For Playing. And Please Wipe That Blood

  • Daily gaggleVideo games make your brain bleed. Or something hilarious like that.
  • GoldVish Luxury mobile phones are now available in Russia at a very reasoable price of only 1 millio euros! Very cheap! But a discount if you toss in a kidney or two.

Changing The Climate One Planet At A Time

Sending Messages Across Mountains, Like Real Men

  • If for some reason you couldn’t yet see I Am Legend, at least you can now fully watch The Last Man On Earth for free.
  • Reading in dim light won’t damage your eyes, you don’t need eight glasses of water a day to stay healthy and shaving your legs won’t make the hair grow back faster — and other “great medical myths.”
  • On January 19, 2038, Unix will set off the end of the world. Just like, you know, 2000.