The Best Toy A Child Can Have

“With four magical tusks and three adorable animals to impale!”
This totally flies off the shelves.

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Solar-powered Racing Car Very Affordable At Only £11.99

Amazing solar-powered car, can even run from indoor lighting, all at a very affordable price of £11.99. Huzzah!
Oh, does the actual car size of 33×22×14 mm bother you?

How To Make Your Own Vagina And Wow Non-vagina-owning Strangers

An origami paper vagina, that is. Perfect for fun dinner table conversations.

The Transforming Batman Tumbler

This Batman tumbler transforms into an autobot. Which is exactly what we said in the headline, but we’re an ass for saying shit over and over. So we’re saying it again: OMFG, Batman tumbler transforms into a robot! Huzzah!

Lego-ing The Most Important Shit

The world’s “most important historical moments captured in photo” — now in Lego.

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{Cool: Legosoft}

So What Do You Do With Lots Of Rubik’s Cubes Lying Around?

Turn ‘em into some form of art.

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Play With Milky

Remember Blur’s “Coffee & TV“? If you don’t, the video above so conveniently helps you. Point is, you can make your own Milky, like in the video! We know you’ve waited so long and spent sleepless nights just for this. So there.

Robot Toys: What Could Be better Than A Flying Thing With Flapping Wings?

A flying blade thingie with sensors for obstacle detection, is what.
{Also: Wowwee}

Phun Is What God Wants You To Have

Phun is a “fun 2D physics sandbox by Emil Ernerfeldt.” Serious people have testified that playing it will increase your fuckability factor by 99.001 percent. At that rate, even homeless people averse to everything else in life would want to have sex with you.
Download Phun.

Robot Versus Puppy In An Epic battle For Territorial Domination

WowWee’s Roboquad throws its weight around in an attempt to impose supremacy. Note that the Roboquad here is in “autonomous mode,” with its aggression level set to high. The robot looks dominant, alright, but wait till somebody pits it against a hippopotamus. Or this guy.