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The world’s first 24kt Gold & Sapphires Macbook Air, exquisitely designed to make you look down on other Macbook Air users and treat them like wet dog poop.
{Mad: Nothing says “impeccable class” than the penis chandelier}

Philip Parker is yesterday’s very happy dude. And this video shows what makes Philip Parker so much fun to be with: the computing algorithm he uses to “author” all those books.

This is Philip Parker, and he’s “written” 200,000 books — not personally, but through a computer algorithm that enabled him to “collect publicly available information on a subject — broad or obscure — and, aided by his 60 to 70 computers and six or seven programmers, he turns the results into books in a range [...]

There’s something “unsettling” about this “skirt mousepad” we just couldn’t put a finger on. Is it the fact that you look like groping some girl as you use the mouse? Is it because the skirt has the wrong color? Too skimpy? Or the absolute lack of a Pikachu vagina print?

This is IBM’s Power6 processor, currently the fastest chip on Earth. It can perform up to 5 billion instructions per second, surpassing the speediest competing processors built by rivals like Intel or Sun Microsystems.
The new IBM processor, called the Power6, was designed to run big-ticket, water-cooled machines that drive corporations or tackle scientific problems, but [...]

Phun is a “fun 2D physics sandbox by Emil Ernerfeldt.” Serious people have testified that playing it will increase your fuckability factor by 99.001 percent. At that rate, even homeless people averse to everything else in life would want to have sex with you.
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The rocket carrying the WINDS satellite — a joint project of the Japan Aerospace Exploration Agency (JAXA) and Mitsubishi Heavy Industries — has been launched. The satellite would make Internet speeds of up to 1.2 gygabytes per second possible. Millions of easy erections follow.

Somebody combined all those little bells and whistles from Mac OS X to make this little tune.

There are many vintage Apple II computers available for auction, but this one is special:
It’s never been opened. Ever. It hasn’t seen the light of day since before it was shipped on May 5th, 1988.
I wrestled with whether I should open the box, or store it and let it accrue collector’s value. In the end, [...]

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