Really, Really Customizable Keyboard

This is the DX1 System, a keyboard whose individual keys are completely place-anywhere customizable. You can even take a dump and put two keys as the eyes of your very own mound of crap, and it will work!

Just one of the 14 weirdest keyboards your money can buy.

So Realistically Womanly It Can Freak You Out

The image below is not a photo — it’s a computer-generated imagery produced in real time, made from a demo of what AMD’s “Cinema 2.0″ can do in the very near future.

AMD’s new effort, “Cinema 2.0,” promises to bring photorealistic graphics that blend the visual fidelity found only in the most recent of Hollywood movies […]

“I Tell You, May I Catch God’s Motherfucking Jissom On My Face, That The Future Is This Awesome”

From an IBM slide presentation from 1975, which outlines how computing will eventually evolve.

The complete set here.

The One Laptop Per Child Project Is A Con

“I quit when Nicholas told me — and not just me — that learning was never part of the mission. The mission was, in his mind, always getting as many laptops as possible out there; to say anything about learning would be presumptuous, and so he doesn’t want OLPC to have a software team, a […]

Have Gold-plated Macbook Air, Will Douchebag

The world’s first 24kt Gold & Sapphires Macbook Air, exquisitely designed to make you look down on other Macbook Air users and treat them like wet dog poop.
{Mad: Nothing says “impeccable class” than the penis chandelier}

A Peek Inside Philip Parker’s Automatic Content Creation

Philip Parker is yesterday’s very happy dude. And this video shows what makes Philip Parker so much fun to be with: the computing algorithm he uses to “author” all those books.

The Man Who Has “Authored” 200,000 Books

This is Philip Parker, and he’s “written” 200,000 books — not personally, but through a computer algorithm that enabled him to “collect publicly available information on a subject — broad or obscure — and, aided by his 60 to 70 computers and six or seven programmers, he turns the results into books in a range […]

Skirt Mousepad For The Rest Of Us

There’s something “unsettling” about this “skirt mousepad” we just couldn’t put a finger on. Is it the fact that you look like groping some girl as you use the mouse? Is it because the skirt has the wrong color? Too skimpy? Or the absolute lack of a Pikachu vagina print?