SKIRMISHER

Not 1, not 2, but 50 bullshit-free proofs that God is just the product of your own wacky imagination.
{Photo: Jesus does the YMCA}

The all-fun Jesus laser-and-machine-gun narrative. And it kicks ass!

Meanwhile, on the happy-happy-joy-joy set of Sienna Miller’s new movie Hippie Hippie Shake, the filming crew face a great hurdle: Sienna’s anachronistic, well-manicured pubes.
“The film is set in the swinging 60s when fashion was wild and body hair even wilder,” says our studio mole.
“Sienna was an absolute star throughout filming and her performance was flawless.
“The […]

Sunbathers on an Italian beach enjoy the sun while the bodies of two drowned Gypsy kids — who had come to the beach to beg –  were left on the sand just meters away.

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And we of course agree: why would anyone call it a “black hole” just because it’s black and actually a hole? Coz that’s just unfair! Call it African-American hole!

A man said he was so consumed by the spirit of God that he fell and hit his head while at a Knoxville church.
Now he wants Lakewind Church to pay $2.5 million for medical bills, lost income, and pain and suffering he said he’s endured from his injuries.
Matt Lincoln, 57, says he decided to sue […]

[ Lapkawitz] and you can tell she’s really japanese because her genitals produce a forcefield that pixelates the air around them
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{Photo: Asuka Sawamoto uses the powers of her crotch to sell stuff}

Too bad you can’t actually see her.

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{Mad: Iran is, like, soooo gay you can feel your pinkie tingle}