As Always, It’s Not Easy Being Green

The late German artist Martin Kippenberger’s crucified green frog — otherwise adorable — has been pissing off Pope Benedict XVI because, hey, what the fuck the frog’s doing on the cross? Doesn’t it know the Pope has kick-ass invisible friends?
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“Product Dissections”

“I am interested in the notions of art as commercial product, art as artifact, and the nature of the museum, and I continue to explore our understanding of their roles, and the inherent beauty, humor, and horror that lies within them.”
– Erik Broker
{Photos: “dissected cadavers” of (top) Aquafresh Extra Fresh; (above) Aquafresh Extreme Powermint}
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Pencil Monster

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{Intriguing: The human body has enough carbon to make 9,000 pencils.}

How To Make Your Own Head Switch And Impress Chicks At Parties

With some amount of effort, a metal switch, razor, and tape, Dominic Wilcox shows you how you’ll not only become the party’s irrepressible pussy magnet, you can also instantly stop conversations in their tracks!

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Nele Azevedo’s “Melting Men”

Brazilian artist Nele Azevedo’s “melting men” art installation.

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ZOMG, Giant Piece Of Shit Tumbling Down!

Paul McCarthy’s Complex Shit, a giant inflatable dog turd, recently “wreaked havoc” in Switzerland when it “escaped from its moorings at the Zentrum Paul Klee last week and brought down a power line and broke a window before landing on the grounds of a children’s home 200 meters away.”

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{Mad: Hey, another giant piece of shit}

Two Pingpong Ball Eyes Can Go A Long Way

Somebody’s been using pingpong balls to make faces.

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Meet Telemegaphone Dale

If you’ve been dreaming about shouting through a megaphone while standing on top of some Norwegian mountain (seriously, who hasn’t?), call this number — +47 90 360389!

Telemegaphone Dale stands seven metres tall on top of the Bergskletten mountain overlooking the idyllic Dalsfjord in Western Norway.
When you dial the Telemegaphone’s phone number the sound of your [...]