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ANA Crowne Plaza hotel’s “Good Night Sleep” campaign had window cleaner Aya Nakamura sleep on a bed suspended on the side of a tall building in Tokyo’s Ginza district. The campaign’s message seems to be, “sleeping in our wonderful hotel makes your testicles retract in excitement.”
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{Mad: Living in a glass house with all them people [...]

Quit, the stop smoking charity, uses this “adbin” (which shows transparent “lungs” that slowly fill up with cigarette discards) to guilt the crap out of smokers.

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{Mad: Just to remind you, the dead may actually find it hard to go to work}

Hey, awesome accommodation in exchange for only the “occasional sexual relations”? Great bargain!
Nice room is offered for free for foreign girls in exchange for occasional sexual relations. Central Madrid. Private room and bathroom. Two terraces. Ideal for foreign students in summer. 32 years old good looking male. Extreme politeness. Flexibility.
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{Photo: Natalie Portman’s nipples say “yes” [...]

The Nike ad that just does it

Publicis Malaysia ran this campaign for HP’s advanced photo paper, featuring outdoor displays depicting a “hole in the image” placed at strategic points to give the illusion that the path was not real, but merely a huge printed image.
Well, HP will do anything to make us forget the fact that inkjet ink is the most [...]

It’s not a bird! It’s not a plane! It’s… It’s…a revolutionary new way to market your business customized to your specifications!
And nobody paid us to pitch this!
Flogos.

Food advertisements/packaging and their real-life counterparts, all conveniently gathered by Pundo3000.

In the future, there will be robotic dogs, running mailmen, flying shit. And society will judge you according to the smell of your underarms. Just like in the past. And the present. Forever. Take it away, Rexona!

Different, but same old. From the people who brought you the people who brought us here in this god-awful place.
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{Sexy: Natalie Portman’s nipples say yes to Hillary}

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