Lock So Effective, It Saves Your Cattle From Those Annoying Alien Abductors

Some quirky print ads from Masterlock.

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{Mad: How I stopped worrying about bike thieves}

“Prophetic” Asbestos Ad

So did this mean folks didn’t actually use asbestos for that World Trade Center twin erections?

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{Intriguing: Eerie 1979 WTC ad for Pakistan Airlines}

“Your body has enough carbon to fill 9,000 pencils”

An outdoor ad for Science World made of [presumably] 9,000 pencils.

But if you’d ask designer Nadine Jarvis, the number is actually 240 pencils. Of course her method involves hardcore cremation, but still.
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[Mad: The bench that will erase your butt like nothing else can}

The Best Light Blub TV Ad We’ve Seen So Far, And We’ve Seen Ten

The Sylvania light bulb commercial; probably the best, most creative way to sell something so commonplace.

And Remember, Driving A Toyota Prius Makes You The Most Awesome Person On Earth

We’re all for bad human behavior. And apparently, Toyota, too.
Its “Hey, at least they drive a Prius” ad campaign has been making people’s cojones itchy. Here’s why.

“Here’s the rest of your fur”

An organization called Anima Naturalis ran this anti-fur campaign in Argentina, called “Without Skin.”

And oh, when they launched it, 50 people actually ran on streets in their underwear and covered in blood.

We’d still prefer the hot naked PETA chicks.

The “600,000 Eyeballs Are Wasted Every Year” Ad Headline You Need To See To Brighten Up Your Day

Click to enlarge and see the eyeballs in detail; you know you want to.

{Mad: Kittiwat Unarrom’s great-tasting human body parts}

Sleeping In The Most Unlikely Spot

ANA Crowne Plaza hotel’s “Good Night Sleep” campaign had window cleaner Aya Nakamura sleep on a bed suspended on the side of a tall building in Tokyo’s Ginza district. The campaign’s message seems to be, “sleeping in our wonderful hotel makes your testicles retract in excitement.”
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{Mad: Living in a glass house with all them people [...]