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Hahn Superdry’s TV ads have recently been getting flak in Australia for “offensive sexism.” Featuring hot ballerina Natalie Decorte, the ads (one of which you can view above) show Natalie bouncing her jugs on some beach and drawing a heart on the sand, then the man uses his sheer genius and turns the heart into a pair of boobs (now, that’s more like it), which, quite frankly, is as natural for a man to do as peeing on dead trees. But not everyone is happy about it.

“Our concern is not only the TV ad but the internet component which takes it to extremes in the inappropriate portrayal of drinking and sexual prowess,” said Mr Todd Harper of the health advisory body VicHealth.

Those who enter the website are confronted by a close-up video clip of a woman’s hands holding a pair of naked breasts moving in motion to music.

As the shot widens, the breasts are revealed to be those of an obese man being held by a woman standing behind him.

The clip ends with the slogan: “Boobs, great on women. Not so good on men.”

Online visitors are then encouraged to watch the TV ad with an invitation to “watch the real love boobs”.

Alright, here’s the link to the Hahn Boobs website.

Natalie Decorte in a moment of deep nut-cracking, sausage-grinding reflection. Below is another version of the ad, which shows Natalie on some semblance of an offensive.

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