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According to the US Navy, MySpace teens are actually aliens, and goes to great lengths in reaching out to these creatures and understanding their language by including hastily cobbled-together crude translation of the aliens’ most used words in its recent presentation.

But the US Navy is far from being discouraged; they’ve been cracking the code to infiltrate these “alien life forms” so Uncle Sam can still use them as cannon fodder. Hey! Of course! Everybody knows aliens are more expendable than Earthlings!

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