“Thought Screen Helmet” Makes Alien Abductions A Thing Of The Past

December 6th, 2007

Filed under: Bullshit Meister, Strange Commodities, Strange Things To Wear

If the headline, “THE THOUGHT SCREEN HELMET STOPS ALIENS FROM ABDUCTING HUMANS. IT’S A TESTED DEVICE THAT WORKS” isn’t enough call to action, then maybe the compelling, one hundred percent, non-BS testimonial will.

“I have been abducted by aliens for years and found stopabductions.com by a happy coincidence.

The Thought Screen Helmet, invented by an expert, has stopped the unwelcome visitations and has raised me and my family`s quality of life. Therefore I highly recommend it.”

After all, there’s the picture of the helmet in action, actively stopping aliens from abducting that hot girl you see above. And oh, it comes with a pouch full of toasty warm alien testicles! And a new hammer! Ain’t that a great bargain?

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