SKIRMISHER

[benja] A worldwide survey was conducted by the UN. The only question
asked was:”Would you please give your honest opinion about solutions to the
food shortage in the rest of the world?”
[benja] The survey was a huge failure…
[benja] In Africa they didn’t know what “food” meant.
[benja] In Eastern Europe they didn’t know what “honest” meant.
[benja] In Western Europe they didn’t know what “shortage” meant.
[benja] In China they didn’t know what “opinion” meant.
[benja] In the Middle East they didn’t know what “solution” meant.
[benja] In South America they didn’t know what “please” meant.
[benja] And in the USA they didn’t know what “the rest of the world” meant

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