SKIRMISHER

The activist group Lanna Action for Burma has launched “Panties for Peace” — all hopefully unwashed — to send an “extremely strong message” to the military junta governing Myanmar and scattering the country’s landscape with jello globs of monks’ brains.

Why panties? Apparently, Myanmar’s generals are so superstitious (especially junta leader Gen. Than Shwe) they believe contact with women’s underwear saps them of power.

The Lanna Action for Burma blog urges, “You can post, deliver or fling your panties at the closest Burmese Embassy any day from today. Send early, send often!”

Now would be a great time for all those underwear thieves to spring into action.

Stumble it!