The iProduct Is That Shiny New Thing You’ll Want To Shove Up Your Ass

If you’re one of those people who, in your uncanny wisdom, knew all along that buying “cool” products peddled by “cool” guys like Steve Jobs is simply one public way to masturbate, but somehow didn’t get around actually saying it, this guy has already done it for you. The word is “iProduct,” and it’s on everyone’s lips and slimy sphincter. A pretty classy way to say “up yours.”

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