SKIRMISHER

Sometimes you just don’t want to see the boss, shit through urban traffic, or listen to weekend tales by the watercooler. But what if you don’t actually have mucus dripping from your nose, or the usual conveniently available teeming masses of flu viruses aren’t there to give you that too-important, too-sick timing that supplies the crucial believability factor when calling in sick?

In those times of real need for genuine fakery, here’s Call-in-sick, a revolutionary service to help wonderful slackers and closet alcoholics like you to indulge in your heart’s desire every once in a while.

Its hype page briefly sums up its business model:

Picture the scenario: You stay out too late on a workday night and decide to call in sick the next day. The next day you drag yourself out of bed at 5am because you know your boss won’t be there to answer the phone.

With Call-in-Sick you can record your sick message the night before then schedule it to be sent directly to your boss’s phone early in the morning without you even getting out of bed!

via LOST REMOTE

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