SKIRMISHER

It is a fact of modern life that any officemate, buddy, or just any random stranger has the potential to serve you crap when you least expect it. You will know these fine bullshitters by their tall tales or their talent in making up in real time grand elaborate stories about their FPS game scores, their World of Warcraft gold, or how their fart makes angels sing. Good thing you can stop this flagrant assault on your nostrils and sanity with the Bullshit Button, which you can press anytime and anywhere BS is served.

Bullshit Alerts include: “(Beep) That was bullshit”, “(Siren) Bullshit detected, take precautions”, “Bullshit level defcon 5”, “Warning, Warning bullshit alert”, and finally my personal favorite “Oh some on now that’s ain’t even bullshit, that’s horseshit.”

We’re sure you can make hordes of new friends with this thing.

via I4U

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