Saddam Hussein Kicks The Bucket
Filed under: Bullshit Meister
Some hours ago, at dawn in Iraq, Saddam Hussein solemnly climbed the gallows and met his end. But our “Iraqi spy” (who happens to email in flawless, unaccented English) has just zapped us a note saying that as the former Iraqi bad-ass was just about to get it, he quipped this soon-to-be-famous parting shot in sing-song:
“Hit me, baby, one more time.”
And there’s more: as Saddam was standing in a corner waiting for the moment of his life (or non-life), his clothes suddenly inexplicably burst in flames, sending Saddam’s “remaining friends” to rush to his side and pee all over him to douse the fire. Apparently, the spontaneous pissing contest was successful, saving enough of Saddam Hussein for the gallows.
We have no means to verify if somebody’s just pulling our leg, or if Saddam was indeed a fan of Britney Spears, but the fellow’s dead, and the current debate now centers on how much footage of the actual hanging should the media show to the ever-thirsty masses?
We’re all waiting. Like we actually care.
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January 1st, 2007 at 2:06 am
Video of the hanging can be found here: http://www.putanginamo.com/podcast/2006/12/30/saddam-hussein-execution-by-hanging-video/
January 3rd, 2007 at 1:07 pm
Most Filipinos don’t know this, but Saddam was supported by the U.S. for decades, including officials like Reagan, Bush, Sr., and Rumsfeld.
Also, many of his men, especially the police and military generals and local officials who murdered tens of thousands of Iraqis, are now working for the U.S. in Iraq.
Finally, the people Saddam murdered (for which he was executed) belong to a group (the Shiite) that are now killing American soldiers. A few weeks ago, it was reported that the number of U.S. dead exceeded the number killed in 9-11. And the situation is getting worse.